Confessions of a Gay Porn Writer: The Strangest Threesome

Today, we’re getting a little more personal, porn enthusiasts. We’re getting SEXY today. I have to imagine if you like gay porn you like gay sex so…

I haven’t talked about my personal life too much here except in relation to porn. But, outside of porn, I’ve been really focusing on working out a lot; you know, really trying to bulk up and get to that Tom Holland in Spider-Man status (shoutout to my trainer, Alex, who is gay himself and super cool!! He’s currently taking clients in the LA area if you’re interested, check out his links at the end of this article.) Because of that, my body has gotten bigger and more toned.

At the same time, I was bemoaning to Sir Meaty Panda about how I felt like my dating profile (specifically Grindr ha) was lacking appeal. He suggested the simplest thing. “Just make your bio ‘Big Twunk.’” I mean, surely that wouldn’t be enough to get people interested, right?

It was, dear porn enthusiasts. It was. And I mean, holy shit, I have NEVER gotten attention like this before. But, I sound like I’m bragging, and I really don’t mean to; I just want to give context for this story. Now, because of all of these changes, I’ve been getting a huge amount of couples hitting me up, which I’m not really used to. And so this upcoming story is about the weirdest threesome I’ve ever had.

Photo courtesy of NextDoorStudios.

This couple, let’s call them Jay and Clay. Jay hit me up on Grindr and essentially told me he liked me specifically because of my bio and my body (see, there was a reason I accidentally bragged before). Most of you probably know how shit goes on Grindr; you have a little small talk, you exchange pictures, and you agree to meet up if everything feels right. And so we did that. He showed me a picture of him and his boyfriend Clay and I was excited to meet up; it’s been a while since I’ve had a threesome anyway.

However, I was not prepared for what I was walking into. Jay, for the most part, wanted to keep me to himself. Clay didn’t mind, but I was there for the both of them, not just one. But Clay ended up taking on a more dominating role. He told Jay exactly what to do at all times and Jay had to follow. It was your pretty standard dom/sub stuff, I think (I’m not the kinkiest myself) until Jay started trying to do dirty talk. Or… I don’t actually know if it was dirty talk. I’ll let you guys be the judge of it.

Photo courtesy of NextDoorStudios.

I want to remind everyone that I had talked to Jay for maybe thirty minutes total in person before he started saying what he said. As we were getting into the heat of things, Jay started saying “I love you. I love you so much.” And of course, I thought he was talking to his partner, Clay. But, no, he was talking to me specifically. He kept saying “I love you so much, Dalton.”

And then he just kept GOING. “I’m in love with you Dalton.” “I want you to stay with me forever, Dalton.” “I want you to be in this relationship with us, Dalton.” “I want you to make babies with me, Dalton.” And this was in front of his partner! I had no idea what to think. I had no idea what CLAY was even thinking. But, like, midway through, Clay came and then retired to his bedroom so it was just me and Jay.

Now, I probably should’ve left. I definitely should’ve left. But uhhhhh, sometimes I freeze up in the moment when I’m a little uncomfortable and just try to ride things out. And that’s what I did here. And so, after Clay went to bed, Jay kept telling me that I was “the perfect person for him.” Which again, he’s DATING Clay. No, not even dating, they’re MARRIED. Anyway, as uncomfortable as I was, I powered through. We finished as he kept telling me all of this stuff and then I started getting ready to leave.

This was where things started getting a little weirder. He told me that I was welcome to come back to their place whenever I wanted, even if Clay and Jay weren’t home. Jay even offered me a spare key. Again, I had JUST met this couple for the first time today. I want to reiterate I am not trying to brag about the fact that someone was this enamored with me. I didn’t like it! I had JUST met this person. It’s like if someone at a bar just started telling you that they were in love with you. I can’t explain how awkward it was for me.

Photo courtesy of NextDoorStudios.

Anyway, after I politely declined the spare key, I exited their place and drove home. And I swore to myself that I wouldn’t have another threesome with a couple for a while.

Except three days later, I had another threesome with a different couple. And I think I might’ve accidentally caused some issues in their relationship to come to the surface. So… maybe no more threesomes with couples for a long time.

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