Oh hi! I didn't see you there! Since you're here, I'm back with all of the fiercest pop culture headlines this week! And as always, there will be some beautiful porn clips throughout. It's been a long week! And so much has happened! I will be commenting on the Bud Light drama with Dylan Mulvaney! I'll explain everything! Jennifer Lopez is Mothering in the teaser for her new Netflix movie! Speaking of movies, we finally have a trailer for The Marvels! Is Kim Kardashian really going to be on the next season of American Horror Story? I'll give you all the tea! And Taylor Swift just split up with her boyfriend I didn't know she had! These are all the things you'll be talking about at happy hour with the girls! So buckle up, strap in, grab some lotion, and keep reading!
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Inside Taylor Swift and Joe Alwyn's 'Differences' That Led to Their Breakup: Sources (Exclusive)
Am I the only person who had no idea Taylor Swift had a boyfriend? I do consider myself to be a Swiftie, but I just don’t care about her love life. The music is cute, the videos are cute, and that’s that. However, news just broke that Taylor Swift and her boyfriend Joe Alwyn have parted ways. A conscious uncoupling, if you will. Joe Alwyn is a British actor you might recognize from the movie The Favourite. Apparently, he and Taylor have been rumored to be dating since 2017. I somehow managed to miss this one! It doesn’t matter now though, because they have officially split. Taylor is focusing on her tour, and he is focusing on all the new press he’s been getting.
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Kim Kardashian and Emma Roberts join ‘American Horror Story’ Season 12
It looks like we have new details about the upcoming season of American Horror Story! I saw the teaser that Kim Kardashian posted on Instagram and immediately thought, “Oh goodness, I hope she isn’t on American Horror Story.” Only to find out seconds later that Kim Kardashian would in fact be on the next season of AHS. Emma Roberts is also announced to be returning for this next season. I really just hope that Kim is playing herself. I don’t want to see her try to be a serious actress in a show with actual serious actors. She’s just going to look silly. We’ll see what happens! The new season is said to premiere this summer!
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This one is for the nerds! I’ve been eagerly awaiting this movie ever since it was announced. We’ve had teasers and hints for a while now though! There was that after-credit scene in WandaVision with Monica Rambeau in that movie theatre where she was being summoned to outer space. Then there was the after-credit scene in the final episode of Ms. Marvel where Kamala and Captain Marvel weirdly change places. It sounds like this movie will explain how all of that connects, and why it seems like all of their powers are connected. The Marvels will be in theatres starting on November 10th, so we’ll have to wait until then to find out.
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Jennifer Lopez is back! The poster for her new Netflix movie The Mother has been released, and she looks so good! She is said to play a female assassin who comes out of hiding to protect the daughter she gave up years before. This kind of gives me a vibe similar to her movie Enough from many years ago. It’s so good, you have to look it up! I like seeing J.Lo. in these serious roles! I would go as far as to say that I like them better than her romantic comedies. And I love a cheesy romantic comedy. The Mother will premiere on Netflix on May 12. I will be watching! And I can’t wait to see the memes that the gays will make from this movie. J.Lo. is The Mother but she is also MOTHER!
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Bud Light distributors ‘spooked’ by backlash to Dylan Mulvaney partnership
Conservative Republicans are once again crying on the internet! If you haven’t heard yet, Bud Light partnered with trans activist Dylan Mulvaney to promote their beer. So naturally, fragile conservatives are very upset. People have called for a boycott of Bud Light. Kid Rock made a video shooting cans of Bud Light with a gun. Just because what America really needs right now is more guns, right? This is so stupid! It’s scary to me how people can be upset over seeing a trans person in a TikTok about beer. Customers are upset, saying that Bud Light is pushing “gender propaganda”. Who knew that just existing was propaganda? I’m exhausted. Go buy some Bud Light if you drink that sort of stuff.
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