Island House Top 5: AJ Sloan’s 5 Reasons to Drop Trou and Go Au Naturale

April 11, 2023
AJ SLOAN

This week, I'll be hopping over to Florida (yes, Florida) with Cybersocket. Will we shout "GAY!" at the airport? Yes, but that is beside the point. We're heading down for another Fleshbot X Cybersocket-sponsored pool party at the Island House Key West. Spend Wednesday, April 12 at the infamous Naked Hump Day Pool Party.

Cute pool boys? Check. Open bar? Check. An expensive menu of hot dudes at my disposal for fuckery and fun? CHECK. Nude resorts like the Island House do it best. I mean, f*ck clothes, am I right? Although half of the internet has seen what I'm packing in a 2D format, I'll be hanging out in all three dimensions for the duration. What is it about hangin' out with my wang out that I love so much? I thought you'd never ask...

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1. Okay, let's be real. It's fun to look at dick and ass. So many shapes and sizes to admire, it's like the produce section, if the produce was stocked with genitals. Don't get me wrong, a little mystery is hot. Guessing from the curves and indentations on a guy's clothed crotch of what could possibly lie beneath those shorts... woof. But it's also a welcome change to see a couple dozen cocks wagging around in varied states of arousal.

2. Who doesn't like the feeling of the sun beaming down on your butt cheeks while lounging in a chair by the pool, or the feeling of the open air tickling your taint? Nobody, that's who! Our bits and pieces are cooped up almost all of the time (and for those of you who don't already freeball on the reg, I highly recommend it). It's nice to let it all hang out for once. You know, in the name of comfort.

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3. Skin-to-skin contact while hanging out poolside, or anywhere for that matter, gets you in the penetrating kind of mood on a biological level. Oxytocin, aka the "fuck hormone," is released in the brain just by the static act of prolonged body contact. It is literally the most effortless foreplay ever. Not to mention, skin on my skin just feels so good.

4. It's always nice to level the playing field. Clothes can be such a drag, and choosing what to wear is even worse. When you take clothes out of the equation you are eliminating the initial round of inevitable judgment. Also, no lie, I like having one less decision to make.

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5. This may be both my most honest and simultaneously my most immature reason to ditch the clothes but here goes. Doing laundry is such a drag. Absolutely no one enjoys it, and it takes forever. From the separating to the folding to the getting your fingers sticky with laundry detergent almost every time, I say avoid it altogether when you can. This brings me back to my freeballing recommendation. Do it whenever you can. it'll save you literal loads of laundry, and it's almost always never illegal!

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This party's going to be lit, and I can't wait to make all sorts of new friends. I'm sure I'll be in good hands. It isn't too late, guys. Make your reservation for the Island House Key West while you still can. Things tend to get filled up pretty fast. Come play with me!