Grindr Fails: Say No to DL Men

I think it’s time that we finally have that conversation, everyone… I think it’s time we leave DL hookups and DL individuals in the past. Now look, I absolutely agree there is something that can be incredibly hot about the anonymity and danger but is it ever really worth it after they end up ejaculating in record time? The thing is the evolution of DL men on the yellow Facebook has only gotten worse and not even in a creative way quite frankly in a way history has repeated itself with one of the greatest DL Grindr interactions of all time.

Chileeeee, when I tell you I think about this Grindr interaction at least once a day & have quoted it so many times in so many different variations. I just don’t know what he expected in response to this?! LOL! I mean, seriously! I am not one to shame anyone’s way of life and what they like for themselves but in what world and culture is a man DL with a belly button that resembles the same ones the Disney Channel girlies got after their contracts ended with the mouse?! Immediately no, like immediately no, you will not gaslight me into thinking you’re living your life every day as a closeted DL gay man with a belly button ring, and not a single person or person you slept with ever questioned it. This. Is. WILD.

Sadly, we have evolved as DL individuals and here we are with another instance of just blatant obvious we’ll say homosexuals like Terri Joe instead of a cigarette. Acting all big and macho being a gym bro but still gets basically clocked as a ciggy; like first of all, y’all Grindr name is Giving Head like you’re still a ciggy just like everyone else cause you’re putting a juicy cock in your mouth to ejaculate down your throat & coat it like you prepping freshly baked Cinny rolls.

All in all, just be open and happy ciggy going through life with your mental illness, half a bottle of poppers, & the eagerness to be a plant dad or dog dad like every other homosexual. Life is short my people and living as DL and sleeping with the DLs is not what you think it is —plus a lot of them are married in relationships. WILD. WILD. Let’s not contribute to those inner demons. You aren’t special being DL or sleeping with DL people. Y'all DL individuals, you’re only prolonging the ability to live authentically. “OWN IT” - Lisa Rinna.

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