Amuse Douche: Sorry for Asking Pod’s NEWest Episode Will Have Your Water Running Clear

March 15, 2023
AJ SLOAN

Sorry for Asking Hosts Cole Connor & Adam Ramzi Are Your Guide to Douching

Jesus Christ, how time flies. It seems like it was only yesterday that I was kicking back to the Sorry For Asking podcast with a hard kombucha in my right hand and a hard cock in my left. Well, bust out the popcorn and lube, folks. Another installment of Sorry For Asking has dropped right into our laps, and this week’s episode is full of more vital information than a season’s worth of The Magic . This time around, Adam and Cole put the “ho” in “host” by hosting the entirety of their show tits-out topless. We’re not mad at that.

In this episode, the guys discuss a topic that comes up time and time again, and for damn good reason. That’s right, we’re talking about getting your booty hole squeaky clean and ready to take a whole lot of peen. And that’s exactly what Cole did recently, in a house full of 20+ content creators. With so much dick and so few bathrooms, what’s a hole to do?

Cole has been a busy betty, going to and from Palm Springs. What does he get up to in Palm Springs you ask? One can only wonder (). This last endeavor out to the dessert was a content creation trip with a house full of hopefully half-dressed babes and a half dozen cameras to capture the jizzy joy. That’s right, muggle-folk. This is what we’re getting up to in your AirBnBs. We decided to put that goddamn cleaning fee you’re charging us to good use. Cole has all of the dirty and dirtier details for you, and they involve a new Fort Troff sling…

Cole dishes on the reality of sharing a room with six adult slutty sluts, and how he had to adjust his douching style to his new surroundings. Like the professional sex witch that he is, Cole handled it like a champ, no waffle stomping necessary. Adam and Cole get into the bowels of the matter but you will not be reading about that here. You’ll have to check out the episode for the deep dive into douching.

Can we all take a moment to applaud Adam? In their detailed discussion on anal hygiene, it comes up that Adam prefers Fleet enemas to bulbs. They are pliable and easier to gush every last drop of water into your hole as opposed to the store-bought (or Amazon-ordered) bulbs. Although I agree with him on this, it is the fact that he is man enough to rinse and reuse a Fleet a few times before tossing it out. Adam’s carbon footprint is smaller than a VPL* in Elon Musk’s khakis. Fleets should be used more than once and for those who disagree, what the f*ck are you eating? In that case, just top for god’s sake. Adam, you are a shining example of sex positivity with the planet in mind. Single-use plastic goes for our assholes too.

I apologize for any spoilers that may or may not have been spilled, but on that note, go check out the podcast for yourself. Sorry For Asking is a brow-curling piece of entertainment and the energy between these sexy sex workers is deliciously palpable. Check them out for top-notch quips, anecdotes, and of course ho-stories.

*Visible Penis Line, boomer!

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