The Hottest Men of the Star Wars Franchise to Celebrate the “The Mandalorian” Season 3 Dropping!

Whether or not you're a nerd, and regardless of whether you even like Star Wars, there's something about Disney+'s The Mandalorian that seems to have everyone mesmerized. Maybe it's the beautiful visuals, perhaps it's the adorable Baby Yoda (Grogu), or maybe... just maybe... it's that the show stars Zeitgeist Zaddy Pedro Pascal in the title role, who even completely masked the entire series is still inexplicably hot as fuck. To celebrate today's release of the much anticipated third season, we're taking a look at some of the gorgeous men of the Star Wars universe.

Pedro Pascal - Din Djarin (aka: The Mandalorian)

Let's start off with the Zeitgeist Zaddy himself, Pedro Pascal. Pascal has been acting steadily for the last nearly 30 years, but made his major breakout into the hearts of the world in Game of Thrones as the sexy and very Queer, Oberyn Martell. He's since starred in numerous projects, but most notable among them have been Disney+'s The Mandalorian and this year's breakout hit, The Last of Us (HBO Max).

Oscar Isaac - Poe Dameron

The natural next step is to go to Oscar Isaacs because he and Pedro Pascal appear to be flirty little friends. It could be that, or it could be that Oscar seems to be charmingly gorgeous and flirty with almost all of Hollywood and I'm living for all of it. He plays Poe Dameron in multiple Star Wars movies, and in Star Wars: The Force Awakens, fans around the world were getting major gay romance vibes between him and John Boyega's Finn. And if you ask me, that's the ideal segue to our next gorgeous man of the galaxies ;-)

John Boyega - Finn

John Boyega made his debut in the Star Wars franchise as a Storm Trooper-turned-good in Star Wars: The Force Awakens. A London native originally, Boyega is holy damn gorgeous, has a sexy British accent, and was also outstanding as Finn. He, unfortunately, received so much backlash from racist loser trolls about him being Black, that he said he'll never do another Star Wars film. Way to go, losers.

Hayden Christiansen - Anakin Skywalker (aka: Darth Vader)

Was Hayden Christiansen good in Star Wars as Anakin Skywalker, the Jedi master who would become Darth Vader? Eh, not particularly. But Hayden Christiansen has always been - and will forever be - one of my biggest crushes. Those eyes... those lips!!! It's safe to say that Christiansen is one of the hottest men in all galaxies, whether near or far, far away. Also, if you've never seen it, Jumpers is a fucking blast, and co-stars Jamie Bell's sexy ass.

Harrison Ford - Han Solo

Harrison Ford is one of those actors who was gorgeous in his 20s, 30s, 40s, 50s, 60s, and 70s, and is still sexy as fuck at age 80. Currently starring in Apple TV+'s Shrinked, Ford made a name for himself as the stud with a trigger finger, Han Solo. Appearing in all three of the original movies (Episodes IV, V, and VI), as well as Star Wars: The Force Awakens. And listen... I don't mind that he shoots first, as long as he makes sure I shoot, too. And if you get that reference, you're a fucking nerd and I love it.

Ewan McGregor - Obi Wan Kenobi

It's fitting that the YouTube above is simply titled "Ewan McGregor: hot and happy" because that really sums him up perfectly. As long as I've been aware of Ewan McGregor, I've also been genuinely so perplexed by him. He's SO incredibly beautiful, and yet I can't really pinpoint what it is. I think it's that he plays everything with such a profoundly understated honesty that his sexiness sneaks up on you. You're so entranced with his vibe that all of the sudden it just smacks you in the face that he is absolutely fucking gorgeous.

Adam Driver - Kylo Ren

Adam Driver is someone who is so uniquely sexy to his own style of hotness. The U.S. Marine-turned-actor has become one of the hottest stars in Hollywood, both physically and in terms of box office draw. He's so sexy that Last Week Tonight host John Oliver has committed himself to a long-running bit where he talks about how hot Adam Driver is, saying things like, "Pull my heart out through my ear, you meaty oak tree." The joke has gone so far, that Driver eventually joined in once to rip into Oliver. Driver plays Kylo Ren, the son of Han Solo and Princess Leia, and is an emo brat throughout his arc, but Driver manages to make him the hottest emo brat ever.

Donald Glover - Lando Calrissian

In this era of "multi-hyphenates," Donald Glover really leans into it more than most. The multiple award-winning actor/director/writer/stand-up comic/rapper/producer is not only a holder of all of those titles but is also exceptionally gifted in each of them. But to top it all off, he's sexy as fuck. Glover will play Lando Calrissian (originally played by Billy Dee Williams/currently played by him in The Mandalorian) in an upcoming stand-alone series about the smooth-talking smuggler. I don't know if I've ever seen Glover in something or something created by Glover where I didn't immediately love it. And that smile... oh my, that smile.

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