Cybersocket Award Winner Spotlight: Gay Resort of the Year, Island House Key West

February 25, 2023
AJ SLOAN

Gay getaways are far and few between, and that is why we as gay sluts need to appreciate and cherish them. And what makes a gay getaway that much more, well, gay and slutty? Ditching the clothes and adorning our dongs. Clothes are so passė. So confining and conforming. How much time do we spend on deciding what to wear, how we want to be perceived based on the threads we choose to conceal our naughty bits? I say “fuck that,” and so does The Island House Key West. They are so much more than just a nude oasis in today’s modern-day society where so many of us blush at the mere idea of shedding our clothes in public, which is why they are marching, wangs out, with the 2022 Cybersocket Award for Gay Resort of the Year.

The Island House Key West has been serving up all flavors of naughty fun for over forty years now and has taken the spot as the longest gay-owned and operated men’s resort on planet Earth. They continue to serve our community in the best way possible, serving up fun in the sun with cocktails and cocks as far as the eye can see. The Island House puts the “Amen!” in “amenities,” offering their guests a full gym (for cruising), a full bar (for boozing), and an array of play areas (for sucking and f*cking). Their restaurant is open all night as well, so you can stumble in there in the early hours of the morning and fill your mouth with even more things to swallow.

Arguably the most popular venue they have to offer is their pool deck, where Island House Key West hosts its Naked Pool Parties twice a week. These pool parties have everything. Happy hour drinks stiffer than a dick on a porn shoot, foreskins of varying lengths, furry butts, shaved holes, gorilla shots, music to make out to, a suggestive wink, all of the libidos, and none of the judgment. Dive right in, boys!

So many orgies so little time. The Island House Key West is not just a getaway, it’s a poppers-scented oasis. It is the perfect destination where you can get sun and dick without leaving your poolside lounge chair. So come down, have a drink, relax, and enjoy some afternoon delight. Leave your clothes and your judgments at the door, they won’t be necessary. Island House Key West, we thank you. You truly are the best gay resort and so much more.