2022 graced us with one amazing pic of big-assed NFLer Jeff Driskel, and so it only seems right that the universe would gift us one in 2023, as well. Enter: Danny Amendola.
Twitter user @DrewGMackie posted a pic from when Amendola was a wide receiver (yup) with the New England Patriots, asking if anyone knows who the player is "for obvious reasons." Take a look at said obvious reasons:
Can someone please identify this football man for obvious reasons pic.twitter.com/hEDYlChvt6
— Drew Mackie (@drewgmackie) February 13, 2023
Amendola is standing with one leg up, a burly mustache, bulging arms, and an ass befitting of his position in the game. And to top it off? There's one hell of a sexy jockstrap poking through.
This isn't the first time we've gotten to see some sexy shots of Amendola, nor is it even the first time the gays realized they were in love with this stud. You might remember him from his 2018 Nivea Men's commercial with forever bae and America's gay sweetheart of the skates, Adam Rippon. In it, Rippon teaches Amendola how to properly handle his body hair, and if you haven't seen it yet, yes... it's as wonderful and as hot as you think.
#tbt to that time @Adaripp taught me to body shave with @NIVEAMENUSA. He also taught me to tango, but you already knew that. #baringiscaring #ad pic.twitter.com/nAnbFs8pZV
— Danny Amendola (@DannyAmendola) September 7, 2018
Here are some of our other favorite pics of Danny Amendola:
August Grind. pic.twitter.com/00WLCLLBIJ
— Danny Amendola (@DannyAmendola) August 1, 2018
Win it boys. STATE. @twhfootball @texashsfootball #ships #GM21 pic.twitter.com/2Y8p1M4zHM
— Danny Amendola (@DannyAmendola) December 14, 2016
Don’t get caught up in caution, fear is merely an illusion. pic.twitter.com/BzCti5HZba
— Danny Amendola (@DannyAmendola) July 23, 2019
Cybersocket: Plug In. Get Off.
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