It’s that time of the week! I’m back with some of the most important things on the internet, and some pop culture headlines! In this week's Fleshlinks: Rihanna is making a splash for showing up late to the Golden Globes (remember that video from fashion week of her arriving late to the Dior show?!?); Demi Lovato has offended the most underrepresented group in the media: white Christians! Shannon Beador gets dumped, and Prince Harry wrote a scandalous tell-all book! Not to mention the best and worst dressed from the Golden Globes this past weekend. And penises! Always penises! It’s all of our favorite things right here in one place. Enjoy!
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Shannon Beador dumped by boyfriend John Janssen after nearly 4 years together (Page Six)
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In the great American tradition of watching celebrities suffer, I have a Shannon Beador update! We know Shannon from The Real Housewives of Orange County. She used to be married to that monster of a man (I don’t remember his name and I don’t care to). He had the face of a man you know yells at his wife when dinner isn’t ready on time. Well, they got divorced very publicly and then she started dating a man named John Lanssen. They were together for almost four years before he allegedly dumped her just days after she finished filming this next season of the Housewives! What a gag!!
Rihanna Arrived Late in the Most Breathtaking Black Dress at the 2023 Golden Globes (Yahoo! Life)
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So Rihanna was nominated for Best Original Song in a Motion Picture at the Golden Globes this past weekend. If you saw Black Panther: Wakanda Forever then you probably know the song. It’s an amazing song, which I’m hoping to hear at her Super Bowl Halftime Show performance in a few weeks! Unfortunately, Rihanna did not win the Golden Globe, but she is making headlines for another reason. And I guess that reason is because she showed up late to the ceremony. Okay, and? She’s Rihanna! Let her arrive when she means to!! And she was wearing Schiaparelli Couture! Have some respect!
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Spare review: The weirdest book ever written by a royal (BBC)
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Apparently Prince Harry wrote a book! Ever since leaving the Royal Family, it seems like he and Meghan Markle have been hard at work. They have the Netflix documentary that is very good (go watch it) and now his book entitled Spare is out! The reviews are in, and the BBC has described the book as “part confession, part rant, and part love letter.” The book really goes in! He talks about losing his virginity behind a pub, and getting frost bite on his between-me-down-there! If you’re into tell-alls, and/or the Royal Family, go read this book!
The 21 Best- and Worst-Dressed Celebrities at the 2023 Golden Globes (Cosmopolitan)
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I can’t in good faith call myself gay and not care about red carpet fashions! Tom Fitzgerald and Lorenzo Marquez have published their list of the 21 best and worst looks from this weekend’s Golden Globes red carpet! They really seemed to like Margot Robbie’s pink Chanel gown. It was fine, but I mean it’s Margot Robbie! She looks good in anything! They did not however live for Jamie Lee Curtis' Valentino ensemble, saying her cape looked like something you’d drape over a piano. I thought she looked, in a word, chic! Someone call Dorit Kemsley!! If you know, you know!
Demi Lovato poster banned by advertising regulator for being offensive to Christians (CNN)
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Oh no, we’ve upset the Christians AGAIN! Demi Lovato’s album “HOLY FVCK” has been out for a minute, but a poster advertising the album is causing a stir. The Advertising Standards Authority (ASA) in Britain has banned the poster due to complaints that the imagery used is offensive to Christians. The poster is basically just the album cover, which is a bed that looks like a cross, and Demi laying on it wearing a latex bondage outfit. People really need to calm down about the poster. It’s not that serious. Anyone bothered by the poster should go find a hobby. Brush your hair, learn to sew, go read to the blind, anything!
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