F*cking with AJ Sloan: Douching 101 With Guest Instructor Devin Franco

December 16, 2022
AJ SLOAN

Life is hard enough, don’t make cleaning out any more difficult than it has to be. This morning, I had the serendipitous pleasure of bumping into Devin Franco and his pup Ron (canine, not human). We went for a stroll, and while Ron sniffed around the curbside grass to do his business, Devin and I talked about the business of douching out your hole.

Devin, take it away!

My preferred method is the shower hose nozzle (get your Amazon wishlist in order). Get yourself a nozzle and a nice long hose. I recommend 72 inches which is pretty good, and a water pressure diverter valve so you can change the direction of the water from the shower to the hose and control the pressure so it's not shooting all the way up your guts.

The whole idea is to rinse out, not fill yourself up like a tank of gas. Gas is expensive and so are your guts. You don't want to fill yourself up and hold onto the water for as long as possible. Keep squirting water in there and pushing it out and repeat this a bit. Use your fingers or a toy to play with your hole. Get your insides moving and coax your hole as if you were going to get fucked. That way your insides start getting activated and stimulated. You want your hole to move the way it would during sex so that you get everything out.

On travel…

I have a whole separate hose and nozzle for when I travel. I keep it in my travel bag ready to go with a little pair of pliers, which you can get at CVS for like 5 bucks and they work everywhere. At most hotels, you can just twist off the showerhead with your hands. But if not, all you have to do is loosen it with the pliers and then it comes right off.

On fleets and bulbs…

Oh… Yeah… I guess just like praying to Jesus or whatever god you believe in. I don't like using them. If I have to, though, I just stick it in my ass, get on my knees and bend forward so that all the water washes down into me. I just keep doing that until the water runs clean.

It’s so much easier to just do it in the shower, you shouldn’t have to get in and out. This way you're not running back and forth in the bathroom, getting your floor all wet, and squirting half the water out of your ass. Your shower is so much easier to clean than your bathroom floor. Just keep it all in the shower, you’ll thank me later.

In the last two places I was at, I swear a bottom was there before I was because they had already taken off the drain cover so you can just slide it on and off. No waffle stomping, just straight down the drain. It all goes to the same place.

Closing statements…

Practice on nights that you play with yourself, not right before you’re about to go hook up with a guy. That way you know the process and how long it will take you. Over time, you can start working that time down and learning how your body works.

Also, pay attention as stuff is coming out so you know how far back you are going in your digestive history. This is clutch to know. Like, “Okay, I had that pizza, and then I didn’t eat for like 12 hours until breakfast, so we’re good!”

On his favorite pizza topping…
Pineapple, cuz you can always see it later.

I hope I brought some clarity, and may the water run clear!