A Ranking of the Hottest Guys on White Lotus Season 2

December 12, 2022
JOSHUA ANDREW

Last night, the highly-anticipated finale of HBO's hit series White Lotus had us on the edge of our seats seeing what secrets would come out and who would die. Now fans are not going to know what to do with their Sunday nights—any suggestions? The second season of the megahit series moved the action from Hawaii to Sicily, Italy. And instead of class and privilege, this season was all about sex and power, and god was it HOT. Let the theme song play as you scroll through our ranking of the hottest guys from White Lotus Season 2.

9. Bert Di Grasso (F. Murray Abraham)

Grandpa is horny, but is he fuckable? While I'm sure he put the moves on you in a really sexy way in the 1970s, he's not who you want to bang during a beautiful vacay in Italy.

8. Quentin (Tom Hollander)

This guy is actually the worst on a long list of guys described as the worst. It's not that he's really fuckable in this series, but watching his nephew do it, did make it seem like an option.

7. Greg (Jon Gries)

There was something hot about him in his sex scene. His ass is high and tight, his body looks good. Who cares if he needs the blue pill or tried to get his wife killed for money? He's bi and a good lay, those are the key take aways here.

6. Dominic Di Grasso (Michael Imperioli)

The Emmy-winning Sopranos star grew into a sexy daddy, and lordt knows I love a daddy. His early episodes, drugged up and drunk in his underwear, were promising but then he got sad and the sex moved on to other characters.

5. Niccoló (Stefano Gianino)

We didn't see much of this Italian hooker, drug dealer, and mob persona, but we did see all of him. A full frontal moment and a hot sex scene later, Niccoló made a huge impression on viewers.

4. Ethan (Will Sharpe)

Brooding, angry, and horny, Ethan is definitely fuckable. Hello, that scene of him in briefs after he's caught jerking off. Then the way the wet t-shirt clung to his ripped body as he exited the ocean in the final episode. So sexy. I bet he's a good, intense lay.

3. Jack (Leo Woodall)

He's a dangerous psycho who fucks his "uncle" but he's so hot. The way his ass jiggles, those tattoos, the accent? God, if he wasn't such a trash human, he'd be even higher on this list. He's the kind of fuck boy that wears a giant cock on his hat but also the kind who doesn't respect a safe word and will keep choking you...hard.

2. Albie Di (Grasso Adam DiMarco)

On the opposite side of the spectrum, is woke, wimpy Albie, who we couldn't help but crush on. How do you resist a guy so sweet and so tall? His ass was pretty near perfect and he's extremely handsome in an attainable way. Lucky Lucia, getting to bang him, his dad, and Cameron.

1. Cameron (Theo James)

God Cameron is the worst and toxic in every way but also who in the world would throw this man out of bed? He could have every grocery on the list—these cookies are homemade for him. His body is a work of art and that smile is so mischievous and sexy. Yes, the biggest complaint and disappointment of this season was that his nude scene used a prosthetic but we have to get past it eventually. *Sigh*