Cybersocket’s Holiday Gift Guide: Sliving for These Last-Minute Silver Tier Gifts Under $50

December 19, 2022
RYAN

Let’s face it: being gay is a full time job. From drag brunches to circuit parties to Fire Island house shares, our lifestyles are full of nonstop fun—but often at a hefty cost. With the holidays rapidly approaching, we know that not everyone has the ability to spoil their friends the way they’d want to. Enter the Cybersocket Silver Star Gift Guide, where we’ve put together a list of affordable-yet-chic gifts under $50 from our favorite queer-owned businesses. If you’ve got a long list of Good Judies, this is your one-stop shop for guilt-free splurging.

Simon Malvaez Such a Good Boy Tee

No need to check the naughty list twice. The days of your sub asking if they’ve been a good boy are over, thanks to this cute shirt from queer artist Simon Malvaez. It adapts Simon’s signature artistic style onto a ring-spun cotton tee that is as comfortable as it is colorful. It’s the perfect shirt for lounging at home, hitting the gym, or serving looks as part of a layered winter ensemble.

$25 on simonmalvaez.com.

Tom of Finland Wooden Cutting Board

We’re no strangers to some hard wood, but sometimes it can serve a functional purpose beyond the bedroom. Each of these bamboo cutting boards from Peachy Kings features a unique Tom of Finland drawing laser engraved on one side. We know that no two nights in your bedroom are identical, so make sure you’re serving up the same energy in the kitchen.

$35 on cultureedit.com.

Boy Smells Cowboy Kush Candle

This winter, take time to stop and smell the roses—and by “roses,” we mean patchouli, suede, and saffron flower. The Cowboy Kush candle from Boy Smells is an instant hit for its earthy fragrance that celebrates all the smells and sensations of the wild west. Light a match and set the mood for riding your own cowboy into the sunset.

$36 on boysmells.com.

COLT Studio Leather C/B Strap H Piece Divider

From legendary porn company COLT Studios comes your new favorite sex-ecessory. The H-Piece divider is an adjustable leather strap that provides support and lift for your cock and balls. It’s designed to separate your balls to maximize pleasure and safety during sex. When you have your bottom spread ‘em, you can spread your boys too with the C/B Strap Divider from COLT Studios.

$22 on cultureedit.com.

XXX Peter Woofington Puppy Toy

Calling all sexy dog dads: you may have your human pup all set for the holidays, but don’t forget about your actual pups this winter! The XXX Peter Woofington Puppy Toy is the perfect gift to make sure everyone in the family gets their bone. It’s designed to endure rough play and contains three squeakers to keep your puppy engaged all day and night.

$20 on cultureedit.com.

HOMOCO’s Gayborhood T-Shirts

We as queer people take our communities seriously, and we mean that in a geographic sense too. With the Gayborhood T-Shirt collection, queer clothing company HOMOCO couldn’t agree more. They’re celebrating some of America’s most iconic LGBTQ+ hubs, from Hell's Kitchen to Rehoboth Beach to San Francisco, with unique and colorful designs on their high-quality cotton shirts. There’s no better way to take pride in the place you now call home than with these HOMOCO tees.

$34 on homoco.co.

TENGA Crysta Leaf Stroker

Who said science can’t be sexy? The brilliant minds at TENGA have been hard at work designing their Crysta Leaf Stroker. Its innovative design features floating units encased in a soft elastomer material to provide riveting sensations for your cock. The Crysta Leaf Stroker creates a different ribbing every time you adjust your grip, so you can take your pleasure to new heights with every stroke. The future is here, so let TENGA embrace you in their Crysta Leaf Stroker.

$39 on cultureedit.com.

The Werkroom’s Pool Party Princes Tank

We know that boys just wanna have fun too, and what better way to celebrate that than with a gift from The Werkroom? The Werkroom is an NYC-based art studio that reimagines all of your favorite cartoon and movie characters in some familiar queer settings. One of our favorites is the Pool Party tank top featuring Disney’s leading men hosting their own Fire Island party. Thought you’d never see Aladdin taking some poppers while getting spit-roasted by Hercules and Li Shang? Well, anything and everything is possible at The Werkroom.

Starting at $30 on thewerkroom.shop.

Keith Haring Glass Smoking Pipe

For the 420Friendly buddy in your life, the Keith Haring Glass Pipe is here to elevate their smoking experience. Designed by the experts at luxury smoke shop Higher Standards, this pipe celebrates Haring’s colorful style with 5 options for art embellishments on the base and neck. Grab a lighter and get cozy this winter with this functional work of art.

$40 on higherstandards.com.

The Leather Man NYC Leather Tie

Whether it’s all black in the dark room or you’re at a black-tie event, The Leather Man NYC has the ideal accessory for you. Their classic leather tie is a staple for any leatherman’s wardrobe. And with 7 color options to choose from, Daddy can get all dressed up with everywhere to go.

$50 on the-leather-man-inc.shoplightspeed.com.

Project Claude “Stud” Necklace

Tell us about it, Stud. Australian menswear brand Project Claude is back with a line of necklaces featuring all of your favorite tribes and phrases, from “Gayboy” to “Trade” to “Daddy.” Each piece is made of stainless steel and comes in either a gold-plated or polished steel finish. Own the night like the stud you are with this chic accessory.

$44 on projectclaude.com.

Clone-A-Willy Kit

Listen, we’ve all wondered what it would be like to have sex with ourselves. Thanks to the Clone-A-Willy Kits, you can bring this fantasy to life in your own home. This cock casting kit uses a medically-tested molding gel to make a silicone copy of any penis. And with 6 different casting color options to choose from, you’re one click away from making your penis rainbow a reality.

$50 on cultureedit.com.

Tom of Finland Fan

Like a solid pair of boots or a vodka soda splash of cranberry, every gay needs a good fan. Command everyone’s attention with a flick of your wrist with Tom's newest line of hand fans. They’re lightweight, durable, and printed with your choice of seven Tom of Finland designs. CLACK the night away whether you’re in the club, at middle tea, or chilling by the pool.

$25 on cultureedit.com.

Fetish Baseball Caps

Feeling like a pig on Wednesday, a master on Thursday, and a stud on Friday? Tom of Finland is here with the perfect gift for the queer who wears many hats (literally). Their new Fetish baseball caps are embroidered with over 30 phrases the gays know and love. They’re sexy, casual, and sure to be a home run wherever you go. ⚾

$25 on cultureedit.com.

Tom of Finland 2023 Wall Calendar

We’re serving sex every day of 2023 with the new Tom of Finland wall calendars by Salzgeber. Each month features a different illustration of Tom imagined as a sailor, soldier, or a leather daddy so you can keep the fantasy alive week after week. 2023 is going to be your year, so celebrate it with Tom of Finland.

$27 on cultureedit.com.

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