The holidays are rapidly approaching, and that means time at home with the ones we love to make love to. Whether you’ve been a good pup or a naughty dom, everyone deserves some presents. Welcome to Cybersocket’s 2022 Gift Guide for Sex Toys and Lube. We’ve scoured the shelves and internet for the hottest dildos, massagers and lubricants fitting for our horniest readers, and we’re here to share favorites with you. We’ll make sure you find the perfect gift for your partner, daddy, boss, or little bro.
Hankey’s Toys’ Nick Capra
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If you’re like me, you’ve spent hours gooning over videos of porn superstar Nick Capra. This holiday season, you can take him home with you—or at least part of him, that is. Hankey’s Toys created a dildo recreation from a cast of Capra’s actual enormous cock so that you can experience his videos in full 4D. And with different sizing options all the way up to XXXL, you won’t need any other man ever again once you have Capra in your bedroom.
Starting at $130 on mrhankeystoys.com.
The Leather Man NYC’s Titan Cockring
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If you’re getting serious, it’s time to put a ring on it—a cock ring of course! The Leather Man NYC is taking it back to basics with its Titans Series. This classic cock ring in a stainless steel design is timeless and meant to last, and it’ll make sure you last even longer too.
$29 on the-leather-man-inc.shoplightspeed.com.
SquarePegToys Ballistic Medium
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For those who’ve already tipped their toes into the waters of toy play, SquarePegToys is here to level you up with their Ballistic Medium dildo. This double-hump design allows for two modes of play, and its volume and depth are perfect for those wanting to ease into the sensation of fisting. It also comes in Small and Large sizes to satisfy pleasure seekers across the experience spectrum.
$189 on squarepegtoys.com.
Trans Essentials’ Shotpocket
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There’s thousands of sex toys out there for cis men, but Trans Essentials is finally here to bring the fun to our trans brothers. Enter the Shotpocket . This silicone masturbation sleeve is designed specifically for trans men who have experienced growth from T. Buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life with this must-have product.
$24 on ftmessentials.com.
Lelo’s HUGO Remote Control Prostate Massager
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They say that home is where the heart is, but I’ve always thought that home is where my prostate massager is. Now with Lelo’s Hugo remote control prostate massager, I take home with me everywhere I go. This award-winning massager features six settings and two vibrating motors in the base and tip, making it perfect for solo or partner play. Put your hands up and let Hugo take you all the way.
Starting at $164 on lelo.com.
Bad Dragon’s Haiku
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Let’s be honest here--after binging HBO’s House of the Dragon, we’ve all thought about riding a dragon like a Targaryen. Well, Bad Dragon’s here to make your fantasy come to life with their new Haiku dildo, modeled after everyone’s favorite mythical creature. Their website allows you to customize based on size, color, and firmness, so you can conquer the beast of your own design
$65 on bad-dragon.com.
SquarePegToys’ Happy Puppy Tail
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If you’ve got a rambunctious pup who’s always chasing tail, SquarePegToys has the perfect treat. The Happy Puppy Tail is their most-searched product and has been leading the way for pup toys since 2001, and now’s your chance to bring one home. Pups everywhere have been barking about this product, so make sure your pup gets in on the fun.
Starting at $39 on squarepegtoys.com.
The Leather Man NYC’s Suede Bullwhip
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If you’ve got a misbehaving sub or rowdy pup at home, it’s time to crack the whip—literally. The Leather Man NYC’s Suede Bullwhip will make an impact in any sex room or toy collection. Daddy’s word is law, and now it’s time to enforce it with this fetish staple.
$65 on the-leather-man-inc.shoplightspeed.com.
Hot Octopuss’ Pulse Solo Interactive
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In 2015, the Hot Octopuss Pulse won the XBIZ Awards’ Male Sex Toy of the Year. Seven years later, we still can’t get enough of this timeless classic. With its ability to sync to over 4,000 interactive videos in standard display and VR, you’ll feel like you’re right in the room with your favorite porn stars. The future is here, and Pulse Solo Interactive is calling.
$180 on hotoctopuss.com.
Bad Dragon’s Monet
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It’s time to let your fantasies take flight with Bad Dragon’s Monet. This psychedelic masturbator is specially designed with feathered lips and an arousing core that will really get you to dig deep. And like many Bad Dragon products, you can customize the color to make this the toy of your wet dreams.
Starting at $100 on bad-dragon.com.
Ride Rocco Seed
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I think it's fair to say that most of us wish we could fuck legendary porn daddy Rocco Steele. Now, we can at least fuck like him with the Ride Rocco Seed lubricant. This unique lube is infused with both water and silicone blends, so you don’t have to sacrifice any of your preferences while you sacrifice your hole.
Starting at $15 on ridelube.com.
FFäusten’s The Lube
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In the world of fisting, FFäusten has been leading the charge in lubricant and gear for years. The US-based company takes FF very seriously, and their signature Lube has been specially designed for safe, pleasurable fisting and toy play. If FF is on your horizon, grab a bottle and stretch yourself to your limits.
$35 on ffausten.com.
BoyButter Original Formula
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In the gay world, BoyButter is as much a staple as actual butter is in the kitchen. Their coconut-based formula provides the perfect level of friction while lasting as long as any silicone lube, and it’s perfect for solo, partner, and toy play. One night with BoyButter and you’ll never look at other lubes the same way again.
Starting at $39 on boybuttter.com.
Fort Troff’s FF Thick CBD
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Sometimes even the best lube isn’t enough to get you fully loosened up. Take a deep breath and relax with Fort Troff’s FF Thick CBD. This lubricant is infused with 150 mg of CBD to make sure everyone from beginners to full fisting pigs are feeling calm and ready for any kind of play.
$35 on forttroff.com.
Wicked’s Aqua Heat Warming
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For the boys and bators who love to play solo, Wicked is here to make sure even the nights in are one to remember. My favorite is their Aqua Heat Warming, a water-based lube that releases a stimulating heat sensation I can’t get enough of. Grab a bottle and bring your climax to a fever pitch.
Starting at $15 on wickedsensualcare.com.
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