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Cybersocket’s Holiday Gift Guide: The Most Lavish Gifts of 2022

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We all have those friends with expensive taste, and sometimes that friend is you. Let’s face it, there are times that the tired Amazon gift card or Macy’s sweater just isn’t enough anymore. I, for one, don’t dream of a white Christmas—I dream of a .925 Sterling silver Christmas inlaid with Swarovski crystals. For those who pine for the better things in life, Cybersocket is here to serve the 2022 Luxury Gift Guide on a silver platter. From fashion to home decor to sex toys, we’ve acquired the most lush gifts to treat the ones you love most. Opulence, you’ll want to own everything!

 

Tom of Findland X Honey Fucking Dijon Leather Jacket

Hey honey, Daddy’s home! From the Honey Fucking Dijon capsule collection by DJ Honey Dijon and Comme des Garçons comes their signature leather jacket. It’s inspired by the queer underground music and fashion scenes of club and disco, but it’s versatile enough to work for any occasion. Every gay man needs a leather jacket, and we promise this is the one for you.

$1,775 on cultureedit.com.

Jonathan Adler XL Grand Tour God Bust

If you’re the kind of person who’s always turning heads on a night out, now you can do the same in your own home. Acclaimed designer Jonathan Adler is taking Neoclassical art into the modern day with the XL Grand Tour God Bust. Whether you’re hosting a wine night like Dionysus or clashing swords with 300 Spartans, this chic bust is sure to command the attention of every room.

$895 on jonathanadler.com.

 

BJØRG The Cumulus Clouds Necklace

From Fire Island to Palm Springs, this summer you might’ve seen that Pearl Necklaces are back in fashion. Now you can elevate your style and float above the rest with The Cumulus Clouds Necklace by Norwegian jewelry brand BJØRG. This timeless and genderless piece is handcrafted with .925 Sterling silver and linked to form a cloud-like choker. It’s the perfect accessory for any occasion, rain or shine.

$970 on bjorgjewellery.com.

 

LELO’s Earl Luxury Vibrator

 

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For those who care about quality in the bedroom, LELO has broke onto the scene as the leader in luxury pleasure and sex toys. Their brilliant minds have gone where some of us have only dared to dream: the world’s first 24-karat gold vibrator. If your hole is fit for a king, make sure your throne carries on the legacy with LELO’s Earl in gold or silver. 

Starting at $1,590 on lelo.com.

 

Patrick Church X Henzel Studio Get In Line Rug

Two of the gay world’s most iconic designers have come together in a collaboration fit for the gods. Patrich Church and Henzel Studio have combined creative forces to create a line of specially designed, tufted velour carpets that will lay the foundation for any well-designed room. By adapting Patrick Church’s signature style into a functional work of art, this carpet will have you saying “you can look, but don’t touch.”

Available for sale for $1,430 on cultureedit.com.

 

JW Anderson X Tom of Finland Oversized Shirt

 

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Tom of Finland is heading to the United Kingdom, and he’s never looked better! The Tom of Finland style you know and love meets the quality of London fashion brand JW Anderson with their new Oversized Shirt. It’s simple, sexy, and made to last--we know you’ll wear this shirt again and again.

$690 on jwanderson.com.

 

Austin James Smith’s Manta Necklace

Austin James Smith is an NYC designer known for his hand-crafted jewelry that combines a cyberpunk flair with classical medieval influences. His latest collection, PHASE 6: LOST, will take you to your edge with its Manta Necklace, a .925 Sterling silver piece that blends effortless elegance with a sense of danger. One night out in this necklace and Poseidon himself will be gagging at your excellence. 

$650 on austinjamessmith.com.

 

MYKITA X BERNARD WILLHELM Satori Sunglasses

 

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Designers from MYKITA HAUS in Berlin have come from the future to grant you your next eyewear staple: the handcrafted Satori sunglasses. Made in collaboration with German fashion designer Bernhard Willhelm, this eyewear crosses timelines and dimensions to make a statement everywhere you go. It comes in four colors ranging from Pitch Black to Ebony Brown so that you can adapt to any fit. Let the Satori lenses welcome you to your next era.

$635 on mykita.com.

 

The Leather Man NYC’s Porta-Sling Complete Set

No sex dungeon is complete without a sling, and now The Leather Man NYC has got you covered with their full package. Their Porta-Sling Complete Set contains everything you need to set up your new favorite sex spot. And with a canvas carrying bag and easy assembly instructions, you can bring your playroom to life everywhere you go. So cum on over, put your legs up and stay a while.

$689 on the-leather-man-inc.shoplightspeed.com.

 

Simon Malvaez Mapa Print Series

San Francisco artist Simon Malvaez is at it again with his Mapas Fine Print Collection. These stunning pieces feature silhouettes of sexy men in Malvaez’s signature style overlaid across different maps. ️ Says Malvaez, “This group of portraits are a reminder of the roads I have traveled but also a symbol of my presence in time and my claim in the space where I am. Here I am, and the map is still open.” Everyone has their own journey through queerness, so celebrate yours today with this striking work of art.

$900 on simonmalvaez.com.

 

Todd Snyder X King Kennedy Rug Bag with Natural Leather

 

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Forget a Birkin—if you want a couture bag designed for the fashionable man, look no further. Menswear brand Todd Snyder has collaborated with antique rug-makers King Kennedy to create their multi-colored natural leather rug bag. These bags feature real woven carpets from the early 1900s, which gives them both an antique and contemporary feel. Each one is made with a unique carpet design, so yours will never look the same as anyone else’s. A one-of-a-kind bag for the man who was born to stand out.

$650 on toddsnyder.com.

 

Ludovic de Saint Sernin Black Lace Up Stretch Leather Jeans

From fetish to fashion, leather reigns supreme. And when it’s time to go from leather daddy by night, fashion icon by day, Ludovic de Saint Sernin is here to help. Their black stretch leather jeans have elevated the classic pants design, abandoning the standard crotch for a bold, lace-up moment. From the dark rooms to the runways, it’s time to own the night with your new favorite pair of jeans.

$1,737 on ludovicdesaintsernin.com.

 

WALTER VAN BEIRENDONCK FW22 HYPER GLAM BOOTS

Belgian designer Walter Van Beirendonck has invaded Planet Earth with one goal in mind: for  fashion to take over the world. His latest 2022 Fashion Week collection contains signature pieces of interstellar proportions, and our favorite is the Hyper Glam Boots. With a tooth trim and red bolt design, these boots make a bold statement whether you come in peace or come to invade the spotlight. Abduct these boots today.

$1,150 on cultureedit.com.

 

ZANA BAYNE Linked Bucket Backpack 

 

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Who said fashion can’t be functional? From the sickening minds of fetish leather brand ZANA BAYNE comes the Linked Bucket Backpack: a luxury drawstring-style bag made to house everything from luxury goods to your darkest desires. It contains detachable shoulder straps that allow the bag to transform from a backpack to shoulder bag. From the clubs to the library, stay strapped with this ZANA BAYNE backpack.

$575 on shop.zanabayne.com.

 

Bernhard Willhelm FW22 Gym Hoodie

If you’re a patron of Equinox or TMPL gyms, you know the way to get boys to stare is to take it all off and show some skin. But with Bernard Willhelm’s Gym Hoodie, you’ll get even more attention with clothes on. The German designer’s 2022 Fashion Week Collection is all themed around the concept of “Gym,” and no one’s more familiar with that than a gay man. Our favorite piece is the Gym Hoodie, which combines the comfort of leisurewear with the chicness of eclectic fashion. It’ll have all the boys sweating.

$575 on cultureedit.com.

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