The 5 Hottest (And Nakedest ) Guys You Can See On Broadway Now

Like every other medium, Broadway is facing a major cultural reckoning right now and is going through some big changes. But one thing has thankfully not changed: the people they cast are super fucking hot. The casting directors of Broadway deserve all of the awards, because no matter the age, body size, or gender, I somehow want to fuck every single person on Broadway. Every. Single. Person. I'm looking at you Dakin Matthews. But while Daddy Dakin is a wonderfully handsome older man, there are a few guys on Broadway who are holy fuck hot and in the prime of their lives, as well as their careers; here's a look at a few of the hottest you can see right now on the New York stage!

Jesse Williams - Take Me Out

We all knew Jesse Williams was sexy as fuck, but what we didn't know is that he is rocking a major understudy in his trousers. Williams shows full frontal in all his extremely impressive glory in Broadway's Take Me Out. I mean... gawdamn he's got a baseball bat of his own between his legs. Pics have leaked everywhere, but seeing it in person is still another level.

Khris Davis - Death of a Salesman

Khris Davis is one of the fastest rising stars out there, which is fitting because every time I see him my heart rate is one of the fastest rising out there. He's sexy, he's mysterious, he's an outstanding actor, and he's incredible as Biff in the current revival of Death of a Salesman on Broadway.

Jiho Kang - KPop

KPop, the new Broadway musical by Jason Kim, has quickly become one of the surprise hits of the season. It's packed with the huge dance numbers and catchy tunes that have come to mark the genre, and Kim's show is also packed with some of the sexiest guys on Broadway. Jiho Kang is one such guy. Every time I see Kang, I don't know if I want to kiss him, cuddle with him, or just throw my legs to rafters and call it a dance move. Woof.

Jordan E. Cooper - Ain't No Mo'

We love a multi-hyphenate, and playwright/star-of-the-show Jordan E. Cooper is decidedly that, to say nothing of the fact that he's also hot as fuck, which tbqfh is its own hyphenate. Cooper's new musical Ain't No Mo' is set up of to be one of the hottest musicals to see in no small part due to the fact that it's creator/star is one of the hottest people to see in musicals!

Chris Wood - Almost Famous

Chris Wood in Almost Famous is giving me scruffy '70s realness in a way nobody has since the likes of DragonPuppy3 (IYKYK). He's sexy, he's serving dirtbag vibes (the good kind obvi), and he's also got an amazing voice. I'm very much here for all of it.

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