Falcon Studios Puts a Sexy Spin On Cable Holiday Family Movies With Their Full-Length “Cumming Home for Christmas”

November 29, 2022
HANK ORSO

Every year countless channels offer up the cheese fest that are holiday movies dripping with overwrought drama and a happy outcome. And singing. And pretty much no gays. Well you can thank Falcon Studios for turning all that schmaltz on its head with this sex-filled self-referential parody of all those films we secretly love. Cumming Home for Christmas, written by Ben Rush and directed by Rush and Steve Cruz stars Falcon Exclusives Cade Maddox and Cole Connor, Dakota Payne, Trevor Brooks, Dan Saxon, Taylor Reign, Isaiah Taye, and DeAngelo Jackson. Scenes are dropping now at Falcon, with the DVD and digital download available now at the Falcon/NakedSword store.

At the center of the story is a struggling small-town bakery owned by Brooks who, along with his BF Payne, has to break the news to his visiting brother Saxon that the family business might go under if they don't secure a large order by Christmas Eve. Add an evil confectionary company run by Maddox with eyes on owning the small bake shop, and you have all the holiday drama of a film worthy of a guest appearance by Dolly Parton. (No, that doesn't happen, but goddamn wouldn't that be something?!)

Payne (top) relives Brooks' stress. Photo curtesy of Falcon Studios

Saxon arrives at the family home and gets the bad news delivered by Brooks and Payne who claim they didn't tell him sooner and add to the stress his NY law firm provides. Off to nap, and Brooks and Payne retreat to the bedroom for some needed stress relief of their own. After some gorgeous deep cock sucking, these two humpy studs bang the tension out of each other with some incredible flip fucking as first Brooks, then Payne, receive each other's candy canes until Brooks breeds Payne after first dumping his cream over his sweaty cock and torso.

Connor takes Saxon deep. Photo curtesy of Falcon Studios

Saxon takes his beautiful muscular bod out for a jog, but it's not enough to shed the tension. Maybe a random hookup? Connor responds to his inquiry on an app and is soon at his doorstep, wrapping his arms around the still sweaty Saxon as they fumble towards the couch. This is my personal favorite coupling because, duh, Muscle Daddy Bear and Muscle Cub! Saxon's ginger furry face looks amazing with Connor's cock plunging its depths, and the torrid, uninhibited flip fuck they engage in is blistering in its intensity. I honestly don't know who looks better on top and bottom. Maybe I should go back for a seventh viewing!

Reign ices Maddox's yule log. Photo curtesy of Falcon Studios

Maddox, wearing a dark black suit (cuz he's the villain, get it?) shows up at the bakery where he attempts to persuade employee baker Reign to get his employers to sell by using his body to make his argument. Bending the baker over the table and fucking him with his huge candy cane (no, this time it's an actual candy cane and not a euphemism) he sweetens Reign's hole for the serious rimming Maddox loves to do before sticking him with his enormous candy cane. (NOW it's a euphemism!) These two smooth, built hotties sweat and writhe until Maddox is blasting his sweet and salted nuts all over Reign's sack before breeding it back in, then throwing the contract at Reign in a true film villain move. Whatever shall Reign do?

Taye gives Payne a holy night. Photo curtesy of Falcon Studios

Desperate to make a deal with restauranteur Taye that could bring in enough money to save the bakery, Payne offers up his own personal, fleshy goods for Taye to sample, and boy does he feast until full! Starting with stuffing his face with Payne's beefy asscrack, he moves around to his cream-filled cannoli before, um...oh jeez, I can't keep on with the dessert/holiday metaphors. He sucks his cock! He sucks that tube like he's going hungry and only Payne's cum will sate his desires! Then he goes ass up for a sweaty, aggressive pounding that takes them all over the restaurant before Payne's heaving torso is coated in both of their creamy...icing. Okay fine, one last metaphor. But will all of Payne's "working inside Taye's box" be enough to save the store?

Saxon's old flame, Jackson. Photo curtesy of Falcon Studios

In a glorious closer, old high school lovers Saxon and Jackson are reunited in true holiday movie fashion as the celebratory feel rains down with good news and great joy, to coin a phrase. Taking Saxon's holes in the family home kitchen, the two make a fine-assed pair of beefy, humpy masculinity as the thickly built studs suck and fuck all over the counter. Saxon is all gyrating and squirming bottom to Jackson's powerful tool as he's laid on his back, legs aloft and his beautiful ass pumped until his torso glistens with Jackson's tasty cum.

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