BravoCon 2022 Is Here! A Look at 10 Hottest Guys on Bravo RN

You're either a Bravo gay or you're not, but if you are, it's easy to go DEEP in. What starts as a casual reality TV watch soon becomes a brand obsession that slowly but surely takes over your life. Don't ask how many Housewives franchises I watch unless you're ready to have an in-depth conversation about the ladies, their marriages, their wealth, etc. Luckily, I know I'm not alone in my Bravo addiction as the TV station gears up for the return of its three-day fan convention BravoCon. Fans are flocking to New York City (ironically because RHONY is on pause right now IYKYK) to see some of the biggest Bravo stars IRL and watch the drama leap from the screen to the stage.

✨IT'S ALL HAPPENING!!!✨ The #BravoCon 2022 schedule is here! But that’s not all: we’ve also JUST ADDED limited SVIP and VIP tickets - get them before they go at https://t.co/jiWC8WAmIF! Who are you most excited to see? Let us know in the comments! pic.twitter.com/pxtHTfgAVb

— BravoCon (@BravoTV) September 14, 2022

Now, since we're first and foremost horny sluts, even BravoCon becomes about the eye candy. The station may be known for outrageous women, but these hot guys hold a special place in our...hearts. Scroll on for the 10 hottest Bravo guys right now.

10. Joe Gorga (Real Housewives of New Jersey)

 

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Is Jersey's Joe Gorga problematic? Absolutely. He's basically a caveman. Do I still want him to wrap me in those muscular arms so I could play with his big Tarzan myself? Absolutely.

9. Captain Jason Chambers (Below Deck)

 

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I'd like to take orders from this sexy captain from Below Deck Down Under.

8. Austen Kroll & Craig Conover (Southern Charm)

 

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To me, personally, my opinion, these are just two basic Southern bros. But, they have a huge fan base. They are both very tall and preppy. I imagine both are nicely hung but selfish lovers at best.

7. Andrea Denver (Summer House)

 

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I don't watch Summer House but this guy is so hot, I might start just for him...or maybe I'll just follow him on Instagram for more thirst traps like this.

6. Brian Benni (Family Karma)

 

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Family Karma is another show I haven't dived into yet, but Brian might be reason enough to start. He looks so suave, manicured, and worked out. He's the type to be looking past you and into the mirror, but wouldn't you?

5. Tom Schwartz & Tom Sandoval (Vanderpump Rules)

 

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Now I know I just made a joke about the appeal of basic white bros, but these two are somehow special. There's a homoerotic tension here that can't be denied. They often like to strip down to their boxer briefs to give the audience some bulge and booty, and they are the gayest (technically) straight guys on Bravo. If someone said they've stroked together, I wouldn't blink an eye.

4. Ralph Pittman (Real Housewives of Atlanta)

 

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Now Ralph Pittman is a dog. He's one of the worst Househusbands on any franchise, yet he's so damn fine. You know Drew Sidora is only in this marriage because this man lays pipe. Ralph has the swagger that only comes with a big ass dick. I hate him for Drew but love him for myself. I'm ready to drop it with Ralph.

3. Mauricio Umansky (Real Housewives of Beverly Hills)

 

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Kyle Richard's husband Mau has long been considered the hottest Househusband of all time and with good reason. He's a Mexican Jew who loves weed and is always ready for a good time. He looks just as good in a suit as in a bathing suit. I mean, from what see on TV, Mauricio is the dream man.

2. Garrett Magee (Backyard Envy)

 

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This sexy gardener plays for our team and his bubble butt is a thing of absolute wonder. It's worth the social follow just for his speedo pics. This guy knows how to make plants grow...and bulges.

1. Andy Cohen (Watch What Happens Live)

 

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Come on, Daddy Andy is undeniable. He identifies as a stoner top, but you know he's vers. Either way, I want those thick thighs all up on me. He also has big dick energy, so I'd let Andy have every grocery on the list. Giving away these goodies like it's an audience prize at WWHL. Like of all gay celebs, the Wizard of Bravo could get it first.

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