Raunchy Recap: Andrew Christian’s Naked Shopping Party

Last weekend, I had the pleasure of guest-hosting the Andrew Christian Naked Shopping Party at San Diego's HUMANITY, and let me tell you from first-hand experience, what a trip it was! To start off, San Diego is always a great weekend trip. Hillcrest is one of the best gayborhoods the West Coast has to offer. Flix is always a party and Rich’s is what dance floor dreams are made of. 

HUMANITY boutique was our gracious real estate of the evening, and they had everything on display for this party. We had the vast array of Andrew Christian undergarments as well as their new line of pup gear and sex toys that are sure to leave a smile on your hole. With what they have to offer the local community AND us interlopers, they have solidified their space as a staple to the San Diego queer community. And for that, HUMANITY, we thank you.

As the night began and the folks started to trickle through that door, the place began to fill up with all sorts of sexies, leaving that beautiful aroma of debauchery in the air. Those who did not immediately disrobe from the muggle clothes were quick to drop trou once I began to offer Andrew Christian cock rings to our guests. Under one obvious condition, I place it around their member myself. After all, I didn't want them to have to set their drinks down.

And Andrew Christian is the best host since the Hunger Games' Caesar Flickerman. Upon arrival, this gregarious gay icon elevated the cacophony of cock-hungry partygoers to the max. He knows how to throw a bangin' fiesta just as much as he knows his marketing. Thank you for this Dionysian delight of a night, Mr. Christian!

So many sexy humans to be appreciated. I cannot remember the last time I saw so many butts and nuts in one night. Again next week? Head over to AndrewChristian.com to snatch up some goods of your own!

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