I Like Big Butts and I Cannot Lie: This Week’s Ask Chad!

Hello My Favorite Lil Sluts!

Y'all submitted some really great questions that I thoroughly enjoyed reading while doing my butt kegels. I find that reading your questions on the inhale, and formulating my answers on the exhale has really helped me focus. This week, you asked everything from ass obsessions, to dating against your religious beliefs, to when lying is okay! I answer all of those over at my page which you can check out here!

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Dear Chad, 

This is a serious question. I'm a late 30s guy, muscular, buff and attractive...

Ever since my late teens I've had this crazy fixation with my own ass...I've been working out for a long while and have always focused on leg training and glute training, so I think I think I have a pretty enviable tight bubble butt.

The thing is I love wearing snug (not tight) jeans and shorts that frame and show off my ass.

And the pictures...I love taking butt selfies and sharing then online (sans face, of course).

This isn't hurting anyone, but I'm wondering: am I the only guy who is is love with his own ass to this degree?...I dare not reveal this to anyone, bc I'm embarrassed by it, so this is my secret fixation.

Just wondering how many guys out there share this fetish. I haven't encountered anyone like me and I've been out since my early 20s.

Butt Guy

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Hey Chad,

I'm a huge believer in total honesty with my husband -- total, unapologetic, complete honesty. I don't see the value in us lying to each other, even about small stuff. He gets hurt, though, because I'll answer honestly if he asks how an outfit looks and I say anything other than, "omg you look so cute." I don't get hurt when he says the same. Isn't part of us being husbands that we can have total trust and know it's coming from a place of love?

Let me know how I can get him to change his mindset.

Thanks,
Lying Always Bad. I Agree.

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Dear Chad,

I just met a guy and he's super sexy, super fun, and the D is GOOD. But he's also like super religious (I'm an atheist). What do I dooooooooooooo?

Sincerely,
Darwin Stevens

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