$25,000 for Frank Ocean’s XXXL Cock Ring

Frank Ocean's luxury brand Homer has just announced it's releasing a luxury cock ring named the XXXL H-BONE RING. In an Instagram post on the brand's account on Sunday (8/7), Homer posted a blurred out model sampling the piece and it has Ocean fans everywhere wondering if it's the artist himself. The image credit says 'frank “PACE” ocean' so it's unclear if he took the photo, is in the photo, both, neither, I DON'T KNOW BUT I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT IT.

 

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If you're a collector with "fuck you money" then maybe you'll want to start a collection. Homer is offering the XXXL H-Bone in five different designs, including an 18K yellow gold option, as well as silver options. If you want to stay hard fucking someone with your fuck you money, then the most expensive of the XXXL H-Bone line is the 18K Yellow Gold ring with 60 lab grown diamonds coming in at £27,159.

As hot as the news is, Ocean's cock ring release has his fanbase a tad confused as to why this is his announcement instead of, oh I don't know... new music? Much like Rihanna giving us a baby instead of a new album, fans around the world also wonder why Ocean is giving us a cock ring when we really just want some new art. Of course, that's not to say these cock rings aren't beautiful works of art that belong in the Met Cloisters! But it is particularly frustrating to some in added part due to the fact that Ocean also announced he had a tour planned in 2020 that was scrapped because of the Pandemic. Posting on his Twitter, “Wigging w/ multiple fans blowing thru my hair + hoodie from tour that Covid cancelled back in 2020.. plus some sketches from my desk a couple months ago and a buss down Homer bday cake.”

Having not toured (festivals) since 2017, and with his last show being in 2019, the tides of the Ocean better be shifting towards creating some new music, because as much as I've got a Homer boner, I'd much rather be riding the Ocean wave. His last album—the critically acclaimed Blonded—was released exactly six years ago on the 20th of August. The time has come, Frank! As Twitter user @Ayeejuju so perfectly put it:

frank ocean really dropping dick pics instead of an album

— juju (@ayeejuju) August 6, 2022

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If you're in the market for a luxury cock ring from a musician's line, then head on over to Homer.com!

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