Christopher Meloni has gifted us so much—that epic bubble butt, his Oz nude scenes, 12 years of crime fighting on Law & Order: SVU—and now he gives us more, a naked Peloton ad. It seems like just yesterday everyone's favorite exercise bike killed Carrie Bradshaw's husband, but now they are ready to pivot with TV's sexiest daddy, Christopher Meloni. Check out the (sadly blurred) ad below. There's even a fun joke about that gigantic ass of his.
And for those of you who also just got horny from that ad and feel the blue balls, here's some actually nude Meloni from his gay days on HBO's prison drama Oz.
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