Gang Bang Form & Etiquette: Part 2, The Fundamentals of Group Sex Choreography

June 8, 2022
EDDIE DANGER

The most important aspect of hosting group sex is taking on the responsibility of keeping things moving along, like you’re hosting a dinner party. A quality host will break the ice, ensure everyone’s comfort, and encourage everyone to mix and mingle.

Once things get heated up, it’s also all about choreography. You’ve got to maintain that golden ratio with your sexual positions. You need to manage bodies and identify the ideal situation for everyone.

I’ve done live stream threesomes where I was under the gun to perform an array of wild sex acts live on camera without any staging or preparation. You really have to think on your toes. A good leader has a plan of action and is in the headspace of body management. The key is to remain cognizant of one’s surroundings and to share your attention, even if you’re just being polite.

Thinking on your toes

I was once in a MMMF four-way where none of the other guys had any experience in sexual teamwork. The woman involved wanted each of her holes filled. Pussy, Ass, and Mouth- Enter GANGBANG CHOREOGRAPHER, Eddie Danger.

I had to take the initiative by evaluating the abilities and desires of each man involved.

Earlier on in the evening, one of the boys had opened up to me about how he maintains a spreadsheet where he catalogues the names and details of the women he’s slept with. He was looking to hit a hundred. Such low aspirations and simple values. He goes on the bottom, girl on top, cowgirl. All he wants to do is enter the woman and economize. Whether another notch on the bedpost required completion of an orgasm or not is none of my concern. He can sort out his manhood after we’ve given this girl the moment that she signed up for.

The other man was older, a hunky hockey dad. He was just happy to be there. Whether he found it particularly pleasurable wasn’t really an issue since group sex was so new to him and he couldn’t wipe the smile off his face from the jump. He gets the blowjob. It’s the easiest position and his only job is to get hard and stay hard until those of us on the back-end can sort out where our legs are going.

Anal takes precision. You must find and maintain your footing. You must make sure you aren’t hurting the bottom in any excessive way. The comfortable position to enter a tight, tensed up asshole is a squat until you can eventually find a more comfortable footing or arrange your knees around the knees of the other guy who is jack rabbit thrusting her pussy.

Once everyone was in place, somebody needed to make this pile of Viagra and human flesh look like it’s having fun. Somebody must take the initiative to establish a balance and rhythm that ensures that everyone is stroked all at once.

Straight Men Learning the Magic of Teamwork

For most straight men, the legendary MFF threesome is the Mount Everest of Manhood. Boys are indoctrinated to believe that having two women at once is the biggest accomplishment known to mankind. It is not. It is common and extremely demanding for the man involved. If you need that moment, make sure you’re up to the challenge. Heavy is the head that wears the crown.

Without sexual fluidity, group sex with straight people can get really uncomfortable. Strict heterosexuals have a ton of hang-ups about sexual teamwork between men and some women are completely repulsed by the sight of two men having sexual contact. They just don’t know how to share. No competition. No compromise. Everyone wants to be the center of attention, the alpha male, the belle of the ball.

The first step toward working peacefully with other tops (or straight bros) is to establish an agreement with the cocks around you. Don’t give me the “no homo” bullshit because you’re going to nut with me in this double penetration moment until one of us cums. We’re all planning to cum somewhere and we’re right on top of each other. Get used to the idea of bodies sharing a unified, explosive energy and get into it.

-And if any of my bros feel like sucking some cock to switch up the vibe, that’ll take some of the responsibility off our girl friend here because it’s her first time being full of cock and she’s already exhausted.

My recommendation is to use these opportunities to try new things.

Johnny Rapid’s Incredible Composition

In closing, I wanted to spotlight an incredible showcase of group sex choreography. The scene features Tony-Award level choreography. Give Johnny Rapid a Video Music Award because the choreography performed in “Pervy Pool Party” puts Michelangelo to shame. Put Mr. Rapid up on the Sistine Chapel.

The golden ratio composition technique applies the Fibonacci Spiral to an image, intending to guide the journey of experiencing the artwork, delivering the eye to the focal point of the image.

I have applied the Fibonacci Spiral to the Rapid’s masterwork.