RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars Winners Episode 1 Recap: The Queens Are Back!

May 23, 2022
CAKE MOSS

Legendary Los Angeles drag queen Cake Moss is known for her music, her OutAtTV show Cakes Cannabis Corner, and her iconique performances at Micky's. And now she's joined Cybersocket to recap 'RuPaul's Drag Race'.

Start those engines bitches!!! Here we are, after years of screaming at WOW, with an All Stars WINNERS season! Let's kick it off with the entrance looks. Miss Shea Couleé walked in looking stunning per usual! Jaida Essence Hall, also amazing—she never does any wrong. Yvie Oddly is giving but her wig was coming for her, and everyone’s eyes! I can smell their perfumes from my TV and it’s heavenly. Then Trinity the Tuck talking about her body—ground breaking! But at least she looks stunning. The stonework on that gown is fabulous! Monet, Monet, Monet!!! Bitch made it rain real money! The plaid piece with chaps is such a serve! Jinkx Monsoon may be our favorite internationally tolerated super queen, but her entrance look wasn’t dazzling; however, it is very on brand for her style of drag! RAJA RAJA RAJA!!! Icon. End of sentence. She is one of my all-time favorite queens and has paved a path for many of the queens in that room with her. The Vivienne is so gorge and I can’t even wait for everyone to get to know her and see her personality. I have a personal friendship with each queen this season, and I am so thrilled to write these each week! Everyone keeps thinking that this queen to be revealed is Raven, but isn’t it a winners season? GAG!!!!!!! It’s the one and only RAVEN BITCHES!!! I’m so excited she’s getting another chance, third time's a charm kids... Maybe they were gonna ask Tyra but we know how that blew up. Does that mean Raven has to do her and Ru’s mug? No, it means they ran out of ideas and played everyone watching! The special guest judge this week is the one and only Cameron Diaz, out of retirement for Drag Race!

Starting out with “no one is getting eliminated” is something. So you have to collect legendary stars, like Kerri Colby collected stones. And if you win the lip sync that week, you block a bitch from getting a star the next week. The four queens with the most legendary stars will lip sync against each other for the title. Interesting! The winner will be crowned Queen of All Queens with a $200,000 cash prize. It’s about time! Coming out the gate reading each other, I’m in love. Jinx won the reading challenge after he she said “roger” HA! That bitch is hilarious!

For the main challenge, the girls are collaborating to write and choreograph a section of RuPaul's newest song “Legends.” She took the girls out to the stage for a surprise. They thought a drag queen was coming out, but MISS NAOMI CAMPBELL CAME STOMPING DOWN! Bitch, if Naomi Campbell taught me how to walk on a runway, I’d shit my pants. That was a very heartfelt moment Naomi and Shea shared where I cried with her a little bit. The girls are all over the place and I love it! They don’t know what to expect and Ru is cracking up the whole way. She said, “Look at me; I can make the most famous queens return here and act like messes for the masses!” I love the song writing challenges because I LOVE writing songs and bars! Rap is my favorite genre 'cause it’s literally just sped up poetry to a beat! And baby!!! I always love watching choreography challenges 'cause everyone wants to be the person in charge, but I’m glad they all chose Shea because she actually choreographs in real life. These conversations while getting ready are just beyond! So many amazing queens I can’t really decide who I’m cheering for—I love them all for different reasons. (“Tiny little shady boots” - Jaida Essence Hall)

This season of Drag Race is like an actual pageant. Let’s goooooooooo!!! I love that how almost all the queens have said how Raja has inspired them and made them love drag. Raja is the fucking moment! I love Jaida so much. That was such an honest, beautiful moment when she opened up to the girls about feeling inadequate. The love and support in that room is STRONG. This season is going to change the game of drag for sure! RuPaul needs to give me that jumpsuit she wore on the runway—BITCH!!! This new track is cute! You bettah WORK! I love that it ended with a mini battle! The group challenges are all gaggy this season.

This weeks runway theme was “I'm Crowning”. Let's dive in with reactions. Raja looks so fuckin' stunning; Jinkx’s look is flawless; Monet's hair is everything and I love that she’s wearing trans colors—we love! Trinity’s train is longer than my resume; Yvie is literally wearing crayons—I fucking love her! Vivienne is just beautiful in this look. Fuckin' Jaida with that color scheme!!! *gay gasp* Shea is just ethereal! Like every detail down to the ear lobe. SHE DON'T PLAY!!! There was not one negative critique today. The queens are so on top of their shit, I wish every season was like this! Congrats to Shea and Monet on the winners of the first legendary stars! In the lip sync, they both let "Old McDonald" have it bitch!

CONGRATS SHEA!!! So amazing is what becomes of everything she touches! Seeing as it is a competition, the girls have to figure out which girl to stop or slow down the next week. Using the platinum plunger, Shea decided to block Trinity the Tuck, which is quite surprising since they were both finalists in Season 9, but it’s that dress she wore tonight. It screamed, “I could win this whole thing if I’m bringing this out first.” And bitch, next week is already the SNATCH GAME! Wow! Here for it. My name is Cake Moss, and this has been my first review of the new All Stars 7 winners season! Stay tuned for my reviews all season! Bye bitches!! MUAH

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