Celebrating Masturbation Month with The Great BateWorld BateOff Competition: Episode 1 Recap

From a young age, almost everyone’s first sexual awakening comes in the form of self-pleasure, known to most as masturbating. There are all sorts of names we give to the act: jerking off, beating our meat, choking the chicken, flicking the bean… the list of terms is longer than my last edge session. And with any good sexual act, over a long enough time, it will evolve into a kink. And masturbation is no sexception. Those who love the world of masturbating, or Bators, as they’ve come to be known, often embrace this act of self-love as part of their greater persona, incorporating it fully into how they live their days. Which is why were are so excited that today marks the first day of a new 6-week competition show brought to you by our friends over at BateWorld.com (BW), and sponsored by Cybersocket! At the end of the competition on the sixth week, one Bator will be declared the winner and will hold the title of the Master Bator. I got a sneak peek at episode one, and let me just tell you, like some of my favorite cumshots… it’s a blast.

The competition is hosted by producer Coach (@milkingCOACH on BW) and features six of the most popular members on BateWorld: Atlas420, BigStiffy, BrotherBator, DragonPuppy3, MasturOfMyBate, and ProudBator. Each episode will include one of six different challenges for the competitors to indulge in. After every episode, BW members can vote for their favorite Bator based on their performance, and if you’re a premium member you can vote twice! The six challenges are:
• Morning wood
• Bating with food
• Self-milking
• Favorite bate toys
• Spread, Squat, Stand (3 bate positions)
• Hands-free orgasm

BigStiffy

Episode one’s challenge starts off the same way every great day starts off: with morning wood. The first competitor we see is BigStiffy. Like any other kink, each Bator’s personality shines through with how they relate to bating, and BigStiffy’s personality seems to be super fun. His performance video opens with him sound asleep, while the camera POV takes note of his beneath-the-sheets hard-on, daring him to take a peak. As BigStiffy comes to with a chuckle and a smile, he lets the bed cover come sliding off, as we see his BW handle is no misdirection. BigStiffy has a very big stiffy, and the reveal was worth the build-up. He goes to work on his morning wood, and his style is very passionate and, if I may, very classic. A few minutes later, our thirst is slaked and we get the payoff we wanted. Though from the pleased look on his face, I’d say BigStiffy got what he wanted, too.

Photo Credit: ChaosMen.com

MasturOfMyBate

Our second Bator to show us his morning wood is MasturOfMyBate. MasturOfMyBate is giving us bro across the board, with his Nike hat, and ripped torso, and instead of starting off with the sleeping storyline, he just jumps right into it. As someone who prefers no story line in my porn, I definitely liked that he jumped right in. Also very passionate and with a sense of focus in his approach, MasturOfMyBate’s style is a bit different. He basically opens his hand into two parts, top and bottom – two fingers on top, two fingers towards the bottom, and the thumb in the back. What I love about this is we start to see the personalization of style that so many members of the BW community develop. This is something that I think will connect with lots of viewers: the sense of “unique style.” While starting his morning right, MasturOfMyBate doesn’t forget we’re watching, either. At times he’ll lock eyes with us through the camera, and it leans in to the sense of voyeurism that this competition embodies. The payoff is as good for us as it was for him, and this competition show now has me hooked.

Damn! You brothers know how to make a #bator feel good! You all got me to 1k on my big day! Enjoy my 10 day #uncummed load as I got off w/ another bro. The full video will be uploaded to Onlyfans & JustForFans after the weekend shenanigans. #masturbation #cum pic.twitter.com/UXot823XzU

— A. (@andreisnoangel) September 11, 2021

ProudBator

Our third competitor, ProudBator starts off in bed, sheets over his cock, and smiling directly at us. “Hey. Good morning, Bator,” he says to the camera. “How are you doing?” he asks. “You good? Ready for sperm today?” I am both of those things, ProudBator. Let’s see what you’ve got. Well, to start, what ProudBator’s got is a beautiful cock to match his handsome mug. His entire approach to bating is very rooted in engagement with the viewer. He walks us through his passions, and encourages the viewers to try them, too. We see this in his love of his own scent, and how he starts the process off by rubbing his balls, and “giving it a really good sniff” while smelling his hands. “If you’ve never tried it, you should. It’s really good.” The engagement continues through his entire portion of the challenge, and we see his love of bouncing his balls up and down, and are treated to a variety of camera angles and film speeds. When he finally shoots his morning load, we get to see the replay in slomo (#SloMoSexuals). His personalized style is sure to win over lot of viewers, and his commitment to his smell stays strong well after he “finishes.”

Man Im so freaking happy to do what I love. I feel like a free man once again. Plz RT this! #batersUnite #Proudbator pic.twitter.com/fZ37c3Xfdu

— R ®© (@ProudBator) June 12, 2020

DragonPuppy3

Our fourth competitor is DragonPuppy3. With DragonPuppy3 we get to see a bit more of the “kink” factor. Waking up with an eye mask on, DragonPuppy3 gives us an eyes-closed peek at what so many bators love: a blindfold. In a bed surrounded by '70s-esque shag comforter, pillows, and window trims, DragonPuppy3 starts his morning with a yawn and a stretch. With some ambient music playing in the background, DragonPuppy3 reaches over to grab his large tub of coconut oil (mostly empty – this isn’t his first hand rodeo), and gets to work. About halfway through, the mask comes off and the yoga begins. It’s not yoga, per se, but DragonPuppy3 incorporates small stretches and foot massages into the process, eyes very often on the camera. As the challenge comes to a close, he tells us by way of copy written on the screen: “I usually end my morning session without ejaculation… but sometimes my penis decides otherwise!” And with that he cums. And with that cum… he has an early breakfast, too. DragonPuppy3 is a specific “brand” of bators, and he embodies it incredibly. This is a guy who knows his body, and knows his craft.

Atlas420

It’s so tough sometimes to carry the weight of a nice set of balls full of cum. The Greek mythological figure Atlas could never! But some good cannabis probably helps that stress. That brings us to our fifth competitor: Atlas420. Atlas420 takes a different approach to the morning wood tease: he doesn’t show us his dick for a while. For the first nearly minute, we see Atlas420 wake up spooning a pillow, cock buried in the pillow that immediately becomes the target of his hard-on. For the next minute or so, he grinds and moans, and tells us he’s “so fucking horny.” Finally, he flips over, and this Bator has one gorgeous cock, and a beautiful set of full balls. He gets to work, and we get the delight of hearing him talking it out a bit and telling us what he likes. When the camera angle flips to a low-angle shot, we hear him whisper, “Just slow… edging… strokes” while he does exactly that. Knowing this is a competition with voters he engages even more, saying, “Masturbate your morning wood with me, bros,” the camera angle now a high-angle shot facing down his body. I only need one invitation, and I’m always down for a brojob. Also, he does something no one else has had the balls to do yet: he doesn’t cum. He makes us wait, and sticks true to what he calls “too early.” Well-played, Atlas 420… well-played.

BrotherBator

Finally, we come to our sixth competitor, BrotherBator. Like DP3 earlier, BrotherBator starts off with his sleep mask still on. He’s also wearing white briefs and a white undershirt, which very much gives us the bro vibe. Even with all that covering his skin, though, I can still tell this guy is hot as fuck, and has a big dick. He also starts off his video narrating what we’re seeing, and giving some background info. “So, as you see I usually sleep in a pair of tight briefs, because I tend to precum a lot in my sleep. So when I wake up, I usually reach right for my dick, and fondle through my briefs. And then I remember my morning routine, and get up and at least decide to make myself a cup of tea. And while the water is pouring for that, I pull that dick right out and fondle away in the kitchen.” And fondle away he does, in his very nice kitchen! The scene eventually shifts back to the bedroom, and BrotherBator continues with walking us through his routine, as well as his mentality for his entire process. Like Atlas before him, BrotherBator keeps us waiting. He likes to store it up, and to be honest… I want to start trying this a bit more; I think he’s onto something.

This reality-style competition porn show is as fun as it is hot, and that’s why I love it. Sex doesn’t need to be super serious, and the best sex of my life has been with people I’m comfortable enough to laugh with even when we’re grunting and moaning, as well. And stick around for a word from Coach talking about the episode a bit, and also reminding us to do one of the most important parts of this competition: VOTE! Head to BateWorld.com and cast your vote for your favorite from this diverse group of guys competing to be crowned the Master Bator. I’m excited for the second episode next Friday, and maybe I’ll join in on the fun while I watch. TBD.

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