Celeb Bulges, Leaks, & Butts: We’re Horny for Blake Horstmann, Aaron Taylor Johnson, & Regé-Jean Page

Time for our weekly celebrity jerk sesh, so let's plug in and get off. This week, we’ve got a bulging bachelor, a horse-hung celeb, and a royal set of cheeks.

Celebrity Bulge of the Week: Blake Horstmann

This Bachelor nation stud was the runner up on The Bachelorette Season 14. Now he's a DJ in Denver and god is he gorgeous. That face and body don't quit, and this week he gave us a glimpse of the bulge poking through on that tall, lean frame. Apparently, we're fans now.

Celebrity Dick of the Week: Aaron Taylor Johnson

British star Aaron Taylor Johnson is known for his roles in action movies like Kick-Ass and Avengers: Age of Ultron, as well as his Golden Globe-winning performance in the thriller Nocturnal Animals. In the 2018 film, A Million Little Pieces, ATJ went full frontal and we can't see him the same way again. My gosh, you could play baseball with that thing. Bless him.

Celebrity Butt of the Week: Regé-Jean Page

You know what the second season of Bridgerton is missing? Regé-Jean Page and his incredible body and booty. He played the Duke in the first season and gave us plenty of hot sex scenes during his limited time on the Netflix series. While he didn't go full frontal, he did show us that epic royal ass. And for that, we remain thankful...and hopeful he'll return one day for more.

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