If you have the “geek” tribe selected on your Grindr profile, then today is for you! May the Fourth is basically nerd Mardi Gras—so put on your fiercest Queen Amidala drag or your sexy, brooding Kylo Ren face and get those light sabers nice and hard and ready for action. The best part about May the Fourth is that gay or straight, nerdy guys in cosplay are just plain hot. If you need some inspiration, check out this random assortment of geeky Star Wars studs on Instagram:
@mikewareham23
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The force doesn’t need to be strong with this one, those biceps will do just fine.
@phruxy
Dark side…light side…Darth Sidious is totally vers.
@droid_protocol_official
Anything goes, but the helmet stays on.
@anton_litwin
This guy is so hot he makes Oscar Isaac look the “before” shot of Poe Dameron, right?
@not_han_but_solo
I don’t think this Han is going to be solo tonight!
@marek.wie
Imagine what he can do in 12 parsecs.
@funkyloriano
The newest installment in the Star Wars franchise is actually being directed by Corbin Fisher.
@theandrew.tracy
That's right, R2. We're going to the Dagobah system.
@half_time_hero_13
Walking in to film a DP scene like…
@power_stunna
Instead of “Sissy That Walk” it is now “Jabba That Hutt”.
@welovecab1
Be careful not to choke on your....aspirations.
@jmacdakid
How old were you when you realized that “choke me daddy” could be referencing someone using The Force?
@anthony_cosjitsu
Kylo Ren always did have the biggest light saber.
@alancassidy62cosplay
Giving off major, “Luke, I am your daddy” vibes.
@zachythepooh
Love a Wookiee who can lay bricks...
@jonahedward98
No one:
Me: **Googles age of consent on Alderaan**
@cardifflifter
I can C more than his 3PO.
@stormtroopergonewild
A stormtrooper never goes anywhere without a BlasTech E-11 blaster rifle.
@theprincejoshua
Giving slave Leia a run for her money.
@borntobebent
Please submit one fully clothed and one fully nude photo to be considered for this campaign.
@davidgtmcmahon
These ARE the droids I’m looking for...
@itschrismichael
The Force is strong with this one.
@rudyardphotography1
Buns more iconic than Princess Leia’s.
@blackgaycomicgeek
Giving a total and explosive poe-gasm.
@chrisryannyc
“I know” – Han Solo.
@yalemarine
Someone’s getting leia’d tonight.
@rob.halfpenny
When you’re single and but your friend reminds you there are lots of Twi'leks in the galaxy.
@thewestopher
It’s a (thirst) trap! It’s a (thirst) trap!
@xenodu
When BB8 is your costume, but also your preference and stats on Scruff.
@kevinptaft
Did it all for the wookie.
@jaymanchandart
The key to good Star Wars fan art is nice, long, gentle strokes.
@venus_ann_serena
Queen Amidala said DRAG. ME. HUNTY.
@shantub
I’ll take the R2, and go ahead and give me the D2 as well please.
@paul_saccone
Happy May the Fourth be with you, and to all a good night.
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