May the Fourth Be With You, Curtesy of Men.com and Their Star Wars Parody Series

More Sex Than That One From Family Guy!

Nerds and porn go hand in hand like Nick Offerman, Megan Mullaly and my secret fantasies. And there's nothing hotter than a good Star Wars parody rife with dudes in kinky uniforms, beefy fuckers wielding their light sabers, and a big-dicked Darth Vader taking a Rebel Alliance freedom fighter's mouth and ass in front of his Storm Troopers. Several years ago, "in a galaxy far, far away" (somewhere in the Valley probably), Men.com started a Star Wars parody series that is big on hawt sex, and production values that might surprise you. Oh, and what looks like a whole lot of unlicensed use of that official films' technical visuals, but we won't tell. Screw Lucas, he got his money and foisted Jar-Jar on us, so turnaround is fair play. On this May 4th, May the Fourth Be With You as we go back in time (let's call this Way Back Wednesday) for some hot silly fun.

In this scene, listed as "Episode VIII" starring Aspen, Kaden Alexander and Griffin Barrows, we find Alexander being rescued by Barrows from imprisonment and returned to his Rebel base, and into the hands of his love, Aspen. As the two men come together to reunite in a torrid sex scene, Barrows watches on, and is eventually invited to join in the fun. Besides the great sex, there's some delightful kink elements, especially with the uniform and dress, accents of leather, boots, and weaponry.

The sexual chemistry between the three is palpable, with Alexander and Aspen getting into some truly passionate and heated kissing and groping as Barrows looks on, massaging his own growing hard-on between his legs. Stepping up to the pair, Barrows joins in on the lip locks as the three take some time tasting and rubbing up and down each other before stripping off the clothing.

Taking turns filling their mouths, they descend into a nice suck pile as they flip and switch positions often so that no cock goes unattended, and no mouth unfilled for long. Alexander looks especially hot with a dick down his throat as his thick, pouty lips wrap around the two scruffy bros' poles.

(L-R) Aspen, Alexander, Barrows

Alexander is the first to get his ass plowed, putting this thick, beefy body on all fours as Aspen saddles up behind him while he buries his face between Barrows' bubble-butt cheeks. These three built and lightly hairy guys look incredible together as they hump and pump and sweat in the outdoors of...some planet, I guess...their thick bodies moving in fervid motion as they can't seem to get enough of each other's flesh.

Barrows turns into the voracious bottom of the group, spreading his ass and sitting down on Alexander's thick meat, riding it up and down as Aspen pumps Alexander's face, gagging him with his own sturdy pipe.

Barrows takes Aspen in his ass and Alexander in his mouth.

And on his back, Barrows gets plugged from both ends, stuffed to the brim with plunging cocks until the condoms come off and the jizz starts to fly.

You can search for the Star Wars parody scenes at Men.com so you can Plug In and Get Off with the Force.

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