Foreskin Shots, Underwear Nights, & Shirtless Selfies: This week’s Ask Chad!

One time I was waiting in my doctor's office and the receptionist was having some IT issue and was screaming that she needed help, she needed their IT rep immediately. The IT rep's name was, I shit you not, Dick. So here I am with this woman screaming, "I need Dick! Get me Dick!" Gurlll...I hear you. This week was all about blue balls. Crazy schedule this week but work had me around many hot guys in many hot situations, it just didn't have the time to consummate any opportunities...well, except for that random blow job in the Target parking lot. Yes, he was in a red shirt...not just prices were dropping that day.

This week you guys were obsessed with diiiiickkk! I love it, keep the questions cumming!

Here's what was on your mind this week:

Hey Chad!

What's a foreskin shot?

- Foreskin King

Dear Chad,

One of my friends invited me to a new underwear night at one of our local bars. It sounds fun and hot, but I'm nervous! I've never really worn underwear in public before and I guess I'm shy. I'm a grower, not a show-er. What if my bulge is too small? Also, I work as a lawyer and I'm nervous it wouldn't be seen as professional if I was hanging out in undies. Any advice?

- Shy Bulge

Dear Chad,

My boyfriend is constantly posting shirtless selfies on Instagram. He has a good following but really isn't what you would call an influencer. The thing is, he is taking longer and longer to take his shirtless pics just to get it right and spends so much time now on social media posting and responding to comments. It's really annoying. What can I do?

- Selfie Hater

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