Chris Cool Distracts Finn Harding from His Hotdogs on Men.com

Food Truck Fuckery isn’t Good for Business.

It’s hard enough to make a living as the sole employee of your own food truck. Add an obsessed admirer whose every action says, “I want your ‘Big Sausage in My Buns,’” and you’ve got this fun and, to be honest, unexpectedly hot as all fuck 34-minute scene from Men.com.

I don’t know a lot about food trucks, but I’m pretty sure that most of the time food traditionally served hot is supposed to be cooked before being presented to customers as a finished product. Somehow Finn Harding is able to support himself while selling cold hot dogs and only providing ketchup and mustard as condiments. It must be his winning charm and how cute he is. That combination has certainly attracted a daily customer, Chris Cool, who always buys two plain hotdogs: one for him and one for Finn.

Thing is, Chris is more than a little territorial, so when any other customer arrives, he gets passive-aggressive if spinelessly so. Frankly, I didn’t like his character until the sex began. I’m shallow that way.

After chiding Chris for driving away business, Finn finds the dude standing next to him inside the food cart with an offer of help. He grabs a bun with one unwashed and ungloved hand while he grabs a cold hotdog with the other.

Before long, Chris has forgotten about his cover story and is flirting heavily with Finn, masturbating one of his dogs in a bun. That’s the limit for Finn, who pulls down Chris’ pants and declares, “This tension is killing me!” Then, since he’s got this set of bare buttocks staring at him, he plunges his face between them and starts eating something other than hotdogs.

“Yeah, you like those buns,” Chris taunts, practically crawling up the cabinets in awe-inspiring and apparently genuine ecstasy. And boy, does he make some weird noises at times. Odd enough, in fact, they attract the attention of the stubborn customers who still standing outside wondering where their food is. They don’t have to wonder for long because Chris pops off with some more insults and a handful of hotdogs crammed in a customer’s mouth.

As one might expect, this leads to Finn and Chris exchanging words and the latter getting on his knees and sucking the former’s more than respectably sized dick. Neither of them is bothered by this, so it’s really a win/win. It only gets better when Chris proves how far down a big uncut cock he can shove his face. He’s as enthusiastic about applying pressure to the business owner’s primary tool as he was getting his ass devoured. And the eye contact! Wow!

Chris proves to be a far better bottom than he is a food cart employee when he sprays ketchup and mustard all over a customer, his cold food, and the counter. Customer service is clearly a priority at this do-called hotdog cart. Of course, the fact that Finn’s fatty slid into his asshole unexpectedly might explain some of Chris’ eye-hand coordination problems. Once rid of the customers, the two men kiss passionately, tearing each other’s shirts off and getting Chris into missionary as quickly as possible.

The potential destruction of the food truck due to Chris’ thrashing about continues and it’s pulse-increasingly obvious that these two guys are into it. Big time. Or they’re amazingly good actors. Which they aren’t. It’s a good thing that their fuckage is so hot hot hot, because their thespian art skills are not not not. But with lines like “Oh, yeah. Give me that sausage,” I’m not sure what I actually expect.

With the order window now closed, Chris lifts a leg and balances on one foot while he’s nailed by Finn. At one point, he eyeballs the ketchup and mustard like he’s got a wild idea about how to use them, but nothing comes of it. Perhaps in the sequel. For this episode, we get Chris fellating a hotdog in a bun. Which excites Finn even more than he was prior to the oral display.

This is all well and good, but time is tight and, presumably, so is Chris’ anal canal. The young men stand for more kissing and then get Chris on his back once again. He goes to town tugging on his own cock while he begs to be fucked hard. When he calls out that he’s going to cum, he looks so aroused, disheveled, and sexy. Then there’s jizz flying all over the place.

He doesn’t rest on his own laurels or whatever you might rest on after taking it in the ass until you splooge all over yourself. Instead, Chris immediately kneels to suck Finn’s cock, which earns him copious praise. Chris and this Men.com scene both have a food fetish because, after some quality genital inhalation, the hungry bottom wraps Finn’s man-meat in a bun and uses it as a masturbation sleeve with his mouth and face as the receptacle.

“You’re my favorite kind of hotdog,” Chris assures. Awww…

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