WE HEART ZACH McGOWAN

If for any reason Jason Momoa is unable to fulfill his duties, Zach McGowan shall take over! This long haired beefcake is often cast in roles requiring ample shirtlessness, but Zach kicks things up a notch by going full frontal. Spoiler alert: He’s got a big dick.

We first got to see what Zach packs during his legendary frontal scene on the long-running Showtime series Shameless. He greets William H. Macy in the kitchen with his breakfast sausage and two eggs swinging around between his meaty thighs, Breakfast is swerved!

Then Zach takes things even further in this hilarious (yet hot) Shameless scene. He allows the camera to get very up close and personal with his junk as he bends down nude to peep under the table.

And of course, his biggest role to date, in the Starz fantasy series Black Sails, yields some booty! Zach brazenly shows off his thick penis during a pirate fight. Somehow - we’re not quite sure how - he’s even hotter while batter, bruised, and dirty. We're not okay!

Plus don't miss his incredible body in Death Race 4 as well as his numerous other gratuitous shirtless scenes! For ALLLL the Zach just come right here!