5 MOST UNBELIEVABLY GAY ‘JACKASS’ SCENES

The Jackass franchise proves that if you go too straight, you circle around to being gay. The enduring bro-centric, gross-out Jackass franchise has delivered many many nude scenes over the decades, and some of them are damn hot. So for this Top Five video, we’re weeding out the cringy nudity in Jackass and focusing on the scenes that you’ll swear are gay porn!

First up it’s a homoerotic cowboy branding scene in Jackass Number Two. Strip this scene of its Jackass branding, and yup, you’ve got gay porn. Country boy Bam Margera exposes his plump smooth ass to his pals, much to their approval. Bam bends over to take a dick… but it’s not what you think! He gets penetrated - multiple times mind you - with a penis-shaped brand.

Never has a penis received more attention in the Jackass franchise than in this Jackass Forever scene featuring Chris Pontius. In fact the crew erects an entire set in order to turn Chris’ penis into Godzilla. Chris is a beefy, masculine daddy straight out of an episode of Game Of Thrones. Not only do we get to peep his penis - we get very, very, very up close and personal with it. Ya, dis gay.

Sure Dave England shows his penis in Jackass 4.5 - and we’ll get to that in a second. But in order to set the gay stage, we need to point out his pals’ dong catchers straight out of a Gay Pride parade! What… am I… even seeing here? As if those come-hither undergarments aren’t enough, Dave England shows off his penis in broad daylight!

It’s hard to believe that we made it all the way to number two on this list without Steve-O. The consistently nude Jackass veteran is simply the bee’s knees in Jackass Forever. Steve-O starts out his stunt by flopping around his penis, just cuz. Then he enlists a professional beekeeper to cover his cock and balls in live bees!

Finally, it’s time for the gayest Jackass scene yet. Which - as we know from numbers 5 through 2 on this list - is saying something. Sean “Poopies” McInerney, Dave England, Steve-O, and Chris Pontius all roll down a hill fully naked, in the face-to-taint position. Buttholes, are exposed. A gleeful ​​Nick Merlino rollicks along. It’s super, de, duper, mega, ultra, deluxe… gay. And we love it.

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