THOR’S CHRIS HEMSWORTH NUDE

July 9, 2022
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Thor: Love and Thunder hits theaters this weekend, and we’re bringing down the hammer on the hottest nudity from these sexy stars! Of course first up it’s Chris Hemsworth, who actually appears nude as Thor in this one. Get a sneak preview of his bare ass in 2013’s Rush! Do I make you Thor-ny, baby?

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Christian Bale is debuting his role as the villain Gorr the God Butcher! In the battle of Thor v. Gorr, we might just have to hand it to Gorr. The Brit Bale really sold us as an American Psycho in his crazy hot workout slash slower scene.

Russell Crowe has plenty of experience playing with hammers. Hammers Over the Anvil that is. In this rare nude clip, Russell rides a horse in a river while buck nude! After seeing that ass, who wants to eat Crowe?

Next, happy 76th birthday to The Italian Stallion himself, Sylvester Stallone! Before he was famous, he showed it all off in the soft-core porn flick Party At Kitty And Stud’s, which was renamed The Italian Stallion after his success in Rocky. He’ll give you a Balboner!

Finally, Josh O’Connor just delivered his best nude scene to date - which is saying something - in Mothering Sunday! He outdoes even his God’s Own Country frontal scene by showing off his big, uncut penis in a lengthy post-coital nude scene! Oh my Josh, that’s a big penis!