FRIDAY THE 13 INCHES

It’s Friday the 13th, and we’re scaring up some fun with actors who pack 13 inches!… give or take. We’re taken… with Liam Neeson’s absolute hose in Under Suspicion. He hangs disconcerting major dong while dashing across the yard.

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Ben Affleck showed us what he was packing in Gone Girl when his pants were gone… girl. He steps into the shower with his huge, smooth, perfect cock out and proud! He’s still Benny from the cock!

Who could forget the explosive nudity in Netflix’s first Spanish language series, Club de Cuervos? Joaquín Ferreira tries to blend into the background during a locker room scene, but that big cock just won’t let him. Nice try.

Thaddeus Rahming only has one acting credit to his name - in the comedy Hall Pass. He’s everyone’s hall pass after showing off his glorious curved cock - just inches from Owen Wilson’s face. He’s Owen us another nude scene!

And the Netflix series Easy… well… left some audiences Hard. The local Chicago theater actor Siddhartha Rajan gave a performance worthy of a standing ovation… in yo’ pants! Happy Friday the 13th everyone. We don’t know what we’re doing anymore.

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