APRIL FOOLS? CHRIS HEMSWORTH’S “COCK”

Are you ready for Zac Efron’s penis, Chris Hemsworth’s penis, and more A-list cock? Yes? April Fools you dumb slut! We almost saw frontal from these boys and more with their fake dick scenes. Most recently, Taylor Zakhar Perez lent his girthy prosthetic and period-appropriate bush to the Golden Age of Porn series Minx. Jinx, you owe me a dick!

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Harry Potter himself, Daniel Radcliffe, slipped us his wand in one of his many offbeat indies, Guns Akimbo! He might not reveal the most believable dick in his pissing scene, but he still casts a spell on us.

Fellow YA heartthrob Josh Hutcherson gave us a choose your own dickventure in his Hulu series Future Man! We faces off with his super endowed self fully naked - but both Joshes are wearing prosthetics here. Now that’s putting the hung in Hunger Games!

In one of the most believable CGI frontal scenes, Zac Efron appeared to actually suffer a cock slip in Dirty Grandpa. Sadly, we discovered that a high tech dahck was used instead. Looks like Grandpa’s not so dirty after all, frowny face.

We have no doubt that Thor himself, Chris Hemsworth, is swinging quite the hammer. But we’ve yet to prove it, as the mouth-watering visuals in Vacation are tampered evidence! They may be April Fools…. But they’re our April Fools.

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