DUMBLEDORE’S BIG PENIS

Did you know that Dumbledore went nude on screen, and even showed his big penis. It’s true! Iconic Dumbledore originator Richard Harris has a surprising legacy of nudity that many Harry Potter fans don’t know exists. This chamber? Mama it’s got secrets.

Richard Harris was truly a stunner when he was a young man in Hollywood. He was giving young Marlon Brando mixed with young Sean Connery (mixed with Gene Hackman for good measure), and we are not hating it one bit. The world first got a load of Harris’ bod in 1963’s This Sporting Life. Here’s something for you Potter fans. Harris goes wand-to-wand with another man in the bathtub! No, this isn’t a gay sex scene. It’s better. Seeing two naked, naturally hairy dads rubbing their wet bodies against each other during a locker room bathtub fight is our kink! Now can we get one of these locker room bathtubs on Riverdale?

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In 1970’s A Man Called Horse, audiences got to know Richard as A Man Called Horse-Hung. Seriously! Check out his retro hot bod as he bathes naked in a river. And get even more of this hunk when he makes an escape while buck nude in broad daylight. During his mad dash, Harris’ big penis can be seen flopping around between his thighs. Even though this aerial shot is relatively far away, we can still easily make out that thick cock. One of the biggest in Hollywood. Legit probably.

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Over a decade later, Harris proved that his sexiness knows no age when he went nude in 1981’s Tarzan, The Ape Man. He runs around in broad daylight (we’re sensing a pattern) without any bottoms. Thanks to his low hangers, we can even peep his junk from the back! Me Tarzan. You backsac.

We hope you didn’t think Richard was done! In 1993, when he was sixty-three years old, Harris stripped down for his final nude scene, in Wrestling Ernest Hemingway. He comes full circle here, getting naked to splash around with another man - the legendary actor Robert Duvall. Plus you can see his ass as he does pushups in front of a mirror. Now that’s putting the sex in sexagenarian!