Matthew Camp Auctions a Little Bit of Himself to Two Twinks on Men.com

Is Sex with a Replica of Yourself Incest? Masturbation? Narcissistic?

Celebrity sex toys are nothing new, although the technology behind them has improved considerably since I first became aware of them. Men.com hasn’t taken the concept of the celebrity sex doll to its logical extreme, but it’s certainly presented us with an interesting question. What are the ramifications of fucking a sex doll made to be your replica, as happens in “Matthew Camp’s Secret Audition?” We’re given 21 minutes to process that, and I don’t think we ever reach a conclusion. It’s one of those post-scenes “hmmm” kinda things.

The reason I ponder this is because Matthew Camp is the main character in this recent scene and he plays an auctioneer of sorts, auctioning off the right to his most precious possession: a full-body sex toy with functional asshole and cock, built in his likeness. He has collected a small and highly eccentric group of motivated bidders who offer remarkable amounts of money for a chance to take Matthew home in fuckable sex toy form.

Two twinks in the front row draw out their dicks and start stroking them in appreciation of the moment. They do not become so lost in their pleasure that they lose track of why they’re there. Having heard the other bids, all in the tens of thousands, they up the ante by bidding a cool million. Matthew enthusiastically informs them that for that kind of money they get not only the doll but him, as well. Having lost out on the doll and possessing no interest in watching a live sex show, the bid losers leave the four alone to do whatever winners do.

The lucky new owners of Matthew’s functional asshole and cock are Theo Brady and Moose. But it’s not the doll the three meat-men are interested in. It’s one another. They stand near the doll and make out, sometimes making soft animal noises of desire. Ready to share something a bit racier than a set of lips, Theo and Moose assume the position and set to work on his real, live cock with their ravenous mouths.

“I love getting my dick sucked by two beautiful twinks,” Matthew observes in appreciation. He’s a happy boy, having made a million dollars and being about to enjoy quality time with the hairless hunks who are going to pay him that million. He has no complaints about the duo’s oral technique. He’s a thoughtful lover, which is important during a threeway. He takes a break from kissing Theo to drool onto Moose’s waiting tongue. Moose, with his “slave” tattoo and locked chain collar, is playing the role he was born for as he finds himself between two erections, with Theo and his plus-sized cock competing for attention with Matthew’s.

“Such a good boy,” Matthew says in reward. “He sucks dick so good.” It’s a liquid-sounding oral, although not reaching cat hairball status liquid. “I think my doll’s feeling left out,” he tells Moose and sets him to sucking his replica.

Sucking dick is nice and all, but even it has its limitations, and limitations are clearly not of interest to this trio. Soon they’re connected mouth-to-ass-to-mouth-to-cock and Matthew drools into Moose’s curly ass hairs and inserts a thumb and his face. “Your hole tastes so good,” he assures, “but I think we need another hole.”

Cue the doll!

Once placed on the floor, replica Matthew is fully available for exploration. Original Matthew points out that the doll is “so life-like, so heavy,” both of which we are to assume are positive aspects of a properly constructed sex doll. First up to the fully functional asshole is Theo, who fucks it missionary and pronounces its previously virgin anal cock sleeve “tight.” This pleases all three of the fit young men and their turgid penises.

One of the downsides of fucking a full-body sex doll is the legs. They have nowhere they feel they need to be at any particular time, which means they flop around a little comically, a little creepily. Theo grabs onto the legs as best he can before he lets them just flop open. There is clearly a learning curve when it comes to fucking a “life-like, heavy” sex doll. While Theo struggles to learn the contours of his silicone lover, Moose, and real Matthew kiss, and replica Matthew’s head rolls to the left so it stares expressionlessly at the camera.

After rooting on Theo’s amorous style, Moose brings his cock into the game, focusing on the doll while the other two men focus on one another. Moose’s cock has other plans, though, so that doesn’t last long. Then it’s Matthew’s turn, which is where so many ethical questions present themselves. While replica Matthew is just a sex doll made like any other expensive OnlyDolls companion, there remains the fact that it’s a doll made to satisfy the fantasies of men who want to have sex with the real Matthew. So, if you’re the real Matthew and you’re effectively having sex with yourself, what is that?

It’s hella hot is what it is!

Matthew is thrilled to report that his two benefactors have warmed and loosened up replica Matthew for him and decide to move from cock to fist. Good thing replica Matthew is made of a stretchy substance that doesn’t need practice, trust-building, eye contact, or much in the way of lube.

Having fucked himself, Matthew now has another brilliant idea. Theo should lodge his dick in the doll’s ass while he fucks Theo! I personally think this is an idea whose time has come. Or cum. But more brilliant ideas are ahead! “Moose, ya gotta get in here,” Matthew insists, inserting him in front of Theo’s fully functional penis and behind replica Matthew’s fully functional asshole.

Time has come for cumming! Theo stands over the doll with every intention of jizzing on its face. Moose squeezes out an impressive load of cum and lets it settle on himself and the doll. It leaves him spent, but with a proud and snarling Matthew. Then, to seal the deal and make “Matthew Camp’s Secret Audition” truly memorable, real Matthew proclaims it his turn to cum and every intention of doing it in his own hole, by which I mean the doll’s. He does. It’s amazing. But I don’t envy whoever winds up cleaning him up. Moose, probably.

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