HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRADLEY ! ! !

One of the most handsome Zaddys in Hollywood turns 47 this Wednesday. We first knew that the blue-eyed panty destroyer Bradley Cooper was destined for A-list stardom in 2001’s Wet Hot American Summer. He’s hot and we’re wet as he strips down for a gay make out sesh with Michael Ian Black!

In the following year’s Bending all the Rules, Cooper first bared his, um sorry I have to say it – POOPER – while stripping down for a thirsty cop. Guys, tell me that isn’t one of the sexiest asses you’ve ever seen!

Just one year later Bradley again went buns out for a hot sex scene in Flip Fuck. I mean, Nip Tuck!

Cooper’s delish, fuzzy bod made appearances in five projects between 2009 and 2015. However, It’s his bulge action and gay encore in the America Summer reboot, first day of camp, that really has us pitching a tent. With this body of work, I’d gladly be gag-free for Bradley!

AND let’s not forget how handsome he looks in a Star is Born. A great number of actors can be described as “hot.” Fewer can be described as “painfully hot.” And once in a while, an actor comes along who can only be described as “excruciatingly hot” – that is Bradley Cooper.