Johnny Ford and Zario Travezz Go Hunting for Strange on Say Uncle

When Drunk Bros Bring Home Twinks the Night’s Fun Really Begins.

It’s good to be reminded that not every man-loving man is a bear or a twink or a leather daddy or a flamboyant queen. Some of them are dudebros. Yes, they live and fuck among us. At Say Uncle, they understand that a nutritious pornographic diet includes elements of all the major variations on male same-sex attraction. And thus, we have “Concept: Gangbang,” which may be heavier on concept than on actual gangbang but is such a fun and boner relieving romp that terminology can be set aside for the nonce.

Zario Travezz, Johnny Ford, and fellow dude-bro Dustin Schroeder are tired of showing off to one another and comparing muscles, man tits, and dicks. Instead of talking about how their cocks get long when they’re hard, they want to find some “ass” to prove it on. In. Depends on who we’re talking about. They both wind up on Dustin’s phone camera. Hope he got his 2257 docs in order first. That’s an insider’s joke. If you get it, I’m sorry.

The three brave dudes go to the local club to dance, drink, and hunt for ass to fuck. They seem nice. This is probably why they are able to convince two cute twinks into coming back to their place for some bareback romping of the oral and anal kind. Johnny can’t figure out which one he likes best, which is understandable because both Alfonso Osnaya and Jordan Lake are absolutely adorable. Somehow this “gangbang” sorts out which boy will primarily bottom for which dude bro and they’re off and putting their young men to the test. Most important is the fat ass competition, which they both win because they’re perfect.

Johnny settles on Jordan as his primary good time for the night and, in a grand gesture of dominance or something, he picks the twink up and places him on the dining room table, knocking about 100 blue Solo cups onto the floor. All three bros check out Jordan’s asshole and Dustin makes sure to capture every Hallmark moment available, especially once Zario plunges his beautiful, dark face into it, fucking it with his tongue. That’s all pretty groovy and Jordan seems to be in a very happy place indeed.

Then Johnny has a bright idea that I’m not sure about. He jams a dildo lubricated only with spit into the poor lad’s tight and non-receptive ass. That’s not to say that Jordan doesn’t encourage him to keep trying to get the ample toy inside where it will be safe and warm, but it doesn’t make much progress in spite of being told his ass is hungry for dildo. Is adding lube un-dude-ly?

Alfonso hasn’t been left with nothing to do, having been effectively handed over to Zario, which doesn’t seem like a bad person to be handed over to. Alfonso takes the dark-skinned man’s cock to the root while kneeling. Because Dustin needs to do something to remain relevant to this scene, he checks in with everyone to make sure they’re doing all right and enjoying what they’re doing. What a good host.

It's time for Alfonso to have his happy hole inspected and be told to show Zario how much he wants his cock in his ass. A cock in the hole often works better than a dildo in a hole, especially if there’s enough lube available. Things progress quite smoothly when Zario is convinced of Alfonso’s sincerity and feeds his cock into the dark-haired twink’s butt access. The reaction is nearly immediate. While Alfonso doesn’t appear to be in pain, he appears to be acutely aware of the fact he has a penis of unusual size in his butt. Phrases like, “Fuck! It’s so big, man!” are my clues.

With the table available once again for fuckery, Alfonso finds himself now on it, but only until he can prove he has amazing balance by sitting reverse on Zario’s cock with his feet on the man’s knees. Lube absolutely runs off of the cute bottom’s dick and he moves into a less stress-position-like sex position. By bouncing his ass twerk-style he can take the pressure off his thighs and give us a great view of his ass, which is a mitzvah whether he knows it or not.

What the dudebros know is that they aim to “show these men how real men fuck.” I’m not sure who “these men” are or how “real men fuck,” but if I study this scene long enough I might come to understand. Or go through a lot of lube. Something like that.

Alfonso’s asshole is quite the star of the scene, getting more camera time than Jordan’s, and being called “ruined,” which is a compliment in some circles. Zario pulls out and plunges back in. Pulls out and plunges back in. Alfonso gapes… and Dustin is there to capture it all.

Dustin might be gay.

Although he’s been mostly viewed at the side of the main footage, Jordan is back in front of the camera being fucked missionary by Johnny. Neither of them is fully undressed. For a while, there is a true tangle of people with the boys sucking each Top’s cock and kissing each of their mouths at some point. In “Concept: Gangbang,” each bottom sucks and kisses each Top, but, unless I missed something, they’re monogamous in the ass fucking department.

With results, I add! When Zario decides it’s time to cum, he absolutely unloads a torrent into Alfonso’s ass that comes gushing out, inspiring much praise and dirty talk. Johnny, having seen what his bro-friend just did, points it out to Jordan and asks if the boy would like him to cum. It’s a good thing he says yes, because the next thing he knows, he’s got Johnny jizz on his lower back.

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