Tony Orlando Demands Attention from Pierce Paris Over at Say Uncle Labs

This High Maintenance Straight Boy Has an Easy Entry Asshole.

Bored, bored, bored. Tony Orlando is visiting his friend Pierce Paris, who won’t stop poking around on his phone, and he is bored. Bored with sitting on the couch doing nothing with a friend who won’t even talk to him for some reason. That’s the situation we find ourselves entering when Say Uncle Labs explores a new “Concept: Submissive and Breedable.”

While I’m sympathetic to Tony’s situation, his approach needs work. Sometimes hanging out just means… hanging out. Sometimes it means talking about your feelings, which is what Tony wants him to do. Pierce has had enough of that, though, because all his buddy ever does is talk about his damned girlfriend and how in love they are. Enough talking already! At the mention of his girlfriend, Tony springs into motion, raving about how easily Pierce could get a girlfriend, and then they could double date!

This is when Pierce confesses that sometimes he just wants to punch his friend in the face. Naturally, Tony finds this a shocking revelation and jumps to his feet, hoping to avoid any impulse control issues that his so-called friend might be struggling with. The two bicker like teen girls over a common boy until Pierce has enough. He shoves Tony and the next thing you know, the two are wrestling angrily about on the couch.

Until they aren’t.

Pierce suddenly snaps, planting a firm and manly kiss on his buddy’s lips in a way that clearly communicates why he’s been quiet. Tony doesn’t mind at all and, in fact, clearly welcomes the non-verbal news. He responds warmly, melting against his friend and making out sans any sense of guilt or shame. They take their friendship to a new level when Tony gets on his knees in front of Pierce and begins proving to be an unexpectedly accomplished cocksucker. His greedy tongue licks the smoothness of his friend’s balls while his hungry mouth swallows them. For a straight boy who loves his girlfriend, he’s remarkably comfortable slurping on another man’s junk.

There comes a time to set aside boyish things and take on the responsibilities of men. In this case, that means Tony kneeling on the wide leather couch and Pierce’s dick sliding into his ass with remarkable ease. It’s so remarkable, in fact, that Tony remarks on it. Would that all initial penetrations were so smooth. Or perhaps Tony and his girlfriend have more to tell than Pierce realizes.

Now Pierce wants to talk. He wants to observe that his ball sack is bouncing against Tony’s ball sack as he fucks him. The camera gets more explicit at this point, as well, with some especially good shots of Pierce withdrawing and then reinserting himself into Tony’s rectum. Then the two become better than blood brothers when Pierce can no longer hold back his orgasm, which comes deep and hard inside of Tony’s ass. You will marvel at how much jizz one man can squeeze out of his butthole, let alone how it could have all come from another man!

Like cum? Good, cuz there’s more where that came from!

The randy fuck bunnies are back at it in no time moving from doggy to spoon, where Tony writhes divinely on the end of Pierce’s dick. There are so many great moments in this scene that it’s hard to pick a favorite, but this one is on the shortlist. His reactions are so wonderfully genuine that you are going to have to confront your envy at his good luck.

Having reached the point in the 33-minute production where spunk is all Pierce can think about, he boasts about much cum he’s already dumped in Tony’s ass, marveling at how much is still in there. He’s going to add more, he warns, before doing so. Via piledriver, a position that earns a salute from me. It’s simply amazing, as well as viscerally arousing, to see Pierce crouch cram his twig and two berries deep into Tony’s ass while the eager bottom rests on his shoulders.

More impressive than the position or the continuing ejaculations is Tony’s ability to push out cum while maintaining the position. I was skeptical, but he manages to make that white stuff pour over his pelvis and down his torso like a pro, which I guess he is.

There’s some more oral. There’s some missionary with Tony’s hips supported by a fake fur-covered pillow on the couch. And, most importantly, another big fuckin’ wad of salty genetic material to push out of his rectum. And the opportunity to admire the inside of said rectum. I mean, there is just an amazing amount of cum to deal with and a lot of muscular power behind dealing with it.

But wait, there’s more!

Pierce has the penis that won’t quit and puts his butt buddy’s legs to the test with a footjob before banging him missionary for a bit longer. Tony’s reward for his hard work is two-fold. He receives what can only be described as a disappointing facial after seeing Pierce cum buckets throughout the scene (but hey, the guy’s only mortal!) and, after getting his face slapped with spent cock and declaring himself Pierce’s slut, Tony gets to lean back on his heels and bring himself to climax. He rubs the white cream into his skin at Pierce’s command.

Say Uncle Labs wouldn’t want anyone to think there was anything emotional between these two bros, cuz that would be totally gay. So, in order to prove their “Concept: Submissive and Breedable” applies to Tony, his friend must return to his earlier, grumpy ways.

“Is that enough fucking attention for you now,” Pierce demands, stalking away.

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