It’s World Elephant Day, and we’re here to address the elephant in the room. Well, the elephant penis in the room. Five elephant penises in the room, to be precise! These are five of our favorite elephant-hung celebrities who have blessed us with some fantastic looks at the thigh-slappers dangling between their legs.
First up, it’s Jesse LaVercombe in Violation. You wouldn’t know by this super cute actor’s innocent looks that he’s packing one hell of a cock. It’s always the innocent guys! What’s truly crazy is that Jesse shows his fully erect penis during a jaw-dropping frontal scene. In fact, Jesse is so turned on that we can clearly see his huge penis throb up and down as it pulses with excitement! We’d like to have our finger on this pulse…
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Next it’s famed hung hottie Michael Fassbender. Who could forget when Michael let his door knocker loose in the sex-filled drama Shame? In a scene that made headlines for all the right reasons, Michael walks towards the camera with his very large penis flopping side to side. When Michael goes pee in the next shot, you can see his penis hanging down between his cheeks from behind. That’s how you know you have an elephant cock.
Netflix’s first-ever Spanish-language series, Club de Cuervos, paved the way for the gratuitous nudity seen in the streaming platform’s recent hits like Elite, 365 Days, and Sex/Life. Stud Joaquín Ferreira showed the junk in his elephant trunk four episodes into the first season while changing in the locker room! Blink and you’ll miss his long penis, not to mention some of the biggest balls on Mr. Man.
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Our runner-up elephant cock belongs to Yahya Abdul-Mateen II in Watchmen. We were gaga for Yahya’s double-wide dingaling as he took on the role as the notoriously nude Dr. Manhattan. See his blue-hued hog in episode nine as the camera pans over his enviable body. In the previous episode, Yahya airs out his package in his human form. The same penis two ways? Talk about being spoiled for choice!
It should surprise exactly zero viewers that the biggest elephant penis can be found on Netflix’s Sex/Life. In the viral nude scene, Adam Demos dismays his romantic rival, Mike Vogel, in the men’s locker room by debuting a literal elephant penis. Well, not literal (but like, literal!). Demos refuses to divulge whether or not he enlisted a prosthetic for this shot IRL. Detachable or not, this is truly an enviable penis. An elephant never forgets… and we can never forget these five elephant cocks!