BIRTHDAY SUIT SPECIAL: JUSTIN THEROUX

With his beautiful bod, chiseled chin, and luscious thick head... of hair you could lose your fingers in, Justin Theroux thoroughly gets our genitals jumping. To celebrate this fox's half century of hotness, let's take a look back at his nude history.

In his nude debut in Over Six Inches, we mean Six Feet Under, Justin jiggles his perfect package and beautiful bum while shuffling in the buff across the lawn. The only thing better than tall, dark, and handsome is tall, dark, handsome, and completely naked.

It's HBO's abduction drama The Leftovers, however, where Justin will leave some leftovers in your pants when he bares his delicious ass in multiple scenes! Seeing those slippery slopes slither out of the tub is Therouxly enjoyable! 

And of course, there’s the legendary shot of Justin’s junk in the most overworked sweatpants in Hollywood. The amount of effort involved in keeping this beautiful bountiful bulge from busting out cant be easy, and we are on our knees...begging Justin to end pants cruelty and to let his fabulous front fly free. See all of Daddy Justin’s naked moments right here!