Did you know that the first Friday of every May is National No Pants Day? This holiday is positively steeped in tradition. Surely we all get the warm fuzzies when we remember gathering around the fireplace with our pantsless families. #TheReasonForTheSeason. If you're wearing pants while reading this post, you're not a true believer!
NE furking way, all of this is to say that today we're going to check out the hottest movie and television scenes featuring pantsless celebrities. In the sciences, only wearing a shirt is also referred to as "Whinnie-The-Poohing" it. There's just something about seeing a man in a shirt with his cock and/or ass hanging out that kicks a nude scene into high gear. Right? A dude only wearing a shirt is... innocent... spontaneous... flirty... coquettish... boner-inducing. I can't quite put my finger in it. But if you can, definitely let us know in the comments: What IS it about no pants?
Below you can find my favorite television and movie scenes featuring actors sans pants and avec shirt. I frankly can't imagine that I left anything out (pantslessness is my passion), but if your favorite pantsless celebrity is missing here, please let us know in the CUMments!
Juan Manuel Martino in Taekwondo
The quintessential pantsless scene. Juan hops onto the counter while not wearing any pants... with his fruit on full display.
(See the full Juan uncut frontal scene HERE)
Christophe de Coster in Vida
Christophe hangs out (literally!) at a sex party while watching all of the action.
Adam DeVine in Jexi
You probably see these GIFs of Adam Devine's balls, cock, taint, ass, and everything in between in the movie Game Over, Man! every time you close your eyes. But believe it or not, he actually has another great onscreen frontal moment, in Jexi. Both scenes? No fother mucking pants.
Alec Secareanu in God's Own Country
He must have gotten that sweater from L.L. Peen.
Max Carver in The Leftovers
The straight half of the Carver twins sadly doesn't show his penis here, but he has an ass worth celebrating.
Frank V. Ross in Young American Bodies
Ricardo Meneses in O Fantasma
This Portuguese gay drama delivered the ultra-rare pantsless blowjob scene. A No Pants Day miracle!
(See the full unsimulated gay blowjob scene HERE)
Jason Biggs in American Reunion
Finally, you know it, you love it (or you hate it)... Jason Biggs in American Reunion.