Ultimate Penis Off 2021: Peter Vack vs Jesse LaVercombe

You guys are fully aware by this point that two celebrity penis scenes rocked our damn world recently. In PVT Chat, Peter Vack casually strokes his rock hard cock while paling around with his dream cam girl (played by Uncut Gems star Julia Fox) in bed. Ya'll. She flicks her gawddamn cigarette ashes into his mouth. Related: I'm now a smoker.

See Peter Vack's full masturbation scene here

Frankly I didn't think any erect penis scene could outpenis Peter Vack, but then, in walked Jesse LaVercombe. Hollllly shite boys. Since I just wrote a post about Jesse, you might be thinking that I have amnesia. And you'd be partially right. I have man-nesia, and sadly there's no cure! Who cannot not think about Jesse's thicc as hell fully erect penis bobbing around - positively pulsating due to excessive excitement levels? Only someone who doesn't appreciate artistry, that's who.

See Jesse LaVercombe's brutal full erect penis scene here 

Attention Hollywood: This is acting. In order to fully celebrate the two frontal nude scenes that we see every time we close our eyes, we thought it was time for a good ol' fashion penis off. Like in the olden days! Check out the rock hard action from Peter Vack and Jesse LaVercombe and let us know in the comments which penis you'd rather. If you decide to choose both (which as you know we frown upon), know that you are committing to taking both cock at the same time. Dems the rules.

(More nude celebs await thisaway)