Just GIFs Of Slow Motion Celeb Penises Because We All Need It To Live

It's not the size of the ship that matters, it's the slow-motion of the ocean! There's quite possibly nothing hotter than seeing a sizable swinging dong in slow motion. Like is that a crazy thing to say? Have I finally gone too far?

When cocks are in slow-mo, we have plenty of time to devour every fleshy, veiny, girthy inch with our eyes. And what I'm really lusting is just how many hot scenes in Hollywood involving penises were in fact filmed in slow motion. It's like, a thing apparently?

So, in order to celebrate the slowest of mos, we're turning our favorite slow-motion penis scenes into GIFs so you don't have to. These lovingly-crafted GIFs are filled with all the cock, balls, and bush that you can handle on a Wednesday. Check out all of the amazing hawtness below! What can I say? I'm a 'mo for slow.

Jack Bennett in The Leftovers

Tor Erik Bøe in Anti Reproductive Mating Ritual

Mauro Lorenz in Cheeky!

Aaron Taylor-Johnson in A Million Little Pieces

Horst Baron (Willem Dafoe's penis double) in Antichrist

Randy Gambill in Observe And Report