Here Are The Celebs With The Biggest And Smallest Dicks!

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Here a dick. There a dick. Everywhere... a dick dick. The fine folks at Mr. Man have done the impossible. They've ranked the biggest and smallest penises in Hollywood, and we have the results right here! The list of Hollywood "grow-ers" and "show-ers" includes some of the sexiest stars in the business, and now finally we know how to rank them by penis size. These things are important!

Ben Affleck nabs the number one spot thanks to his big penis as seen in Gone Girl. Famously endowed hottie Michael Fassbender is right behind Ben Affleck (Ben wishes!) followed by Yahya Abdul-Mateen II's blue Coke can cock and Liam Neeson's fire hose.

Those were the biggest show-ers in Hollywood, but the biggest grow-ers are a whole different story. The smallest dick in the business belongs to Terrence Howard, as seen in Get Rich Or Die Tryin'. Other small Hollywood penises belong to the likes of Leonardo DiCaprio, Jude Law, Tom Cruise. Congrats!

You can see all of the full scenes featuring the biggest and smallest celebrity penises by clicking the link below. You'll be glad you did.