We’re obsessed with the Starz series American Gods, but we cannot tell a lie. Our obsession is as much about the plot as it is about the THOT. American Gods features some of the most gorgeous (if not the most gorgeous?) men on television, and what we’re really loving is how these uninhibited actors aren’t afraid to show off their beautiful bodies on camera. Here’s a rundown of some of the hottest MOANments from American Gods so far!
In the second season, series star Ricky Whittle proved that his butt is anything but whittle.
And in the most recent season, Ricky gets naked in the snow. Heaven must be missing a snow angel!
Of course, American Gods’ most iconic nude scene needs no introduction. Mousa Kraish drops his towel to reveal one of the biggest CGI cocks in Hollywood history.
And then goes to town on Omid Abtahi’s holes with his overstuffed salami, even filling up Omid with his piping hot fire jizz after he ejaculates.
Get you a man who fills you up so good, fire jizz comes out of your eyes.
Even comedian Dane Cook gets in on the ASStion.
(Though, for a better look at his thicc ass, you can check out My Best Friend’s Girl)
Finally, can we get one more look at what Ricky Whittle is working with? Gawddamn!