K.J. Apa STUNS In Nipple-Forward Interview Magazine Spread

February 24, 2021
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Some of you might have picked up on the fact that Nolan Gould is no longer in my number one spot, and quite frankly, neither is K.J. Apa. I KNOW you all are sick of hearing this, but just to set the record straight, my vagilina belongs to one man only. Ma Pete Bootigieg. SORRY but I'm kinda done with straight boys. Unless Nick and Joe Jonas get it on. Then I'd be REALLY done YUCK.

ANYFUCKINGWAY all of this is to say that while we are no longer the number one source for all things K.J. Apa, we cover the news that counts, and mama, do we have something special today. K.J. Apa stripped down for a homoerotic Interview Magazine spread reminiscent of Juergen Teller's best work in the aughts. The artist in me loves these pics for their creativity, while the colon in me loves them for K.J. Apa's breasts. Rite ladies? Relatable content?

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Apa is highly pit-forward here (giving the peeholes what they want!) and overall, this truly has to be one of his most sexual photoshoots to date. Git you a man who is a conservative bible-thumper and also wears sleeveless cropped denim vests.

In addition to the pics, Apa is interviewed by Demi "Whippet Good" Moore, but sadly I will not be reading that fucking mess. I'm practicing self-care in 2021 and it's hard to believe this interview aligns with my Chakras.

Bottom line: Even taking into account K.J. Apa's first nude scene in Songbird, this Interview Magazine photoshoot might be his hottest moment to date. Under his eye.

See all of the pics over at Interview Magazine