These Celeb Outdoor Military Showers Will Give You An Erection

Hi erection. Didn't see you there. We've always been a fan of fully naked men taking showers together outdoors (we're quirky like that). Because when you get right down to it, there's something about a gaggle of perfectly-toned Military boys cleaning off together that's, quite frankly, inspirational. So to celebrate the rando magic that is the group military outdoor shower, we're rounding up the movies that swerve up pornographic gay realness without all the mess. What we're really loving about the boys in these three movies is that they're completely uninhibited. They love showing off their beautiful bodies as much as we love looking at them. Which is, spoiler alert, a lot.

Gaspard Ulliel and Guillaume Gouix in To The Ends of The World

Gaspard Ulliel takes center stage here. The horse hung actor casually splashes water over his shredded bod, and even touches his big cock and balls while washing himself! Plus, there's that ass. Gaspard is certainly giving Tom Mercier a run for his money.

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Bryan Brown, Graeme Blundell, Brandon Burke, and John Jarratt in The Odd Angry Shot

This movie about an Australian soldier facing the hardships of the Vietnam War happens to include one VERY nude outdoor shower scene. We get some sexy tan lines and au naturel bushes, and the boys even playfully interact with each other. Vietnom nom nom! JK don't cancel me.

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Austin Stowell, Christopher Abbott, Pico Alexander, and Jon Rudnitsky in Catch-22

Girls star Christopher Abbott spends what feels like the entirety of Catch-22 naked, but did you know that this miniseries features a jam-packed outdoor group shower? Watch out for more asses than you can count, as well as some looks at the boys' cute facials. I mean faces.

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