Jacob Elordi’s Abercrombie Pornographic Gay Content In New Movie

As someone who was a teenager in the aughts and therefore programmed to be attracted to ripped shirtless whores in malls selling culturally insensitive $35 t-shirts, I kinda have a thing for the Abercrombie realness swerved up in this new Jaboc Elordi movie. Guilty as charged! Ambercrombie & Fitch was synonymous with smooth shirtless JIJs - jocks in jeans - who could always be found wrestling, laughing, goofin', feeling each other up, and all around doing everything aside from hardcore bareback penetration. Which is where the new faith-based flick 2 Hearts come in. Praise be.

According to a cursory Google search, 2 Hearts is about "A college student who falls madly in love with a classmate, while a Cuban exile falls for a beautiful flight attendant." Literally same tho? The movie is sitting pretty on Rotten Tomatoes with an 18% Tomatometer, and odds are that none of you had any intention of checking it out.

But wait. What if I told you that forty-seven-minutes into 2 Hearts, Anthony Konechny, Jordan Burtchett, and Euphoria starlet Jacob Elordi play an egregiously homoerotic game of football? It begins with some innocent bareback chest-bumping:

And a little tongue action:

Before things really heat up:

Finally their three writhing shirtless sweaty bodies all collapse in a euphoric eruption of sensuality:

One more time for the cheap seats:

One of the two women watching the free show even says to the other woman:

No ma'am, you better leave that to the professionals.

So what do you guys think about Jacob Elordi's prospects in gay porn? Spillz in the comments!

See all of Jaboc Elordi's shirtless and nude scenes here