This Has To Be The Hottest Gay Couple On Instagram

February 1, 2021
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It's no secret that Instagram was invented to make people feel shitty, and nothing is guaranteed to make you feel like more of a turd emoji than pics of sexy gay couples in love. Instagram user RJ King III and his lover Charlie Knepper took this premise and ran with it, possibly becoming the hottest (and therefore most enviable) gay couple on Instagram. Congrats! Hate you both.

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Charlie Knepper is dark and mysterious with model-worthy eyebrows and damn near perfect lips. Of the duo, RJ King III is the only one with a verified account, and with his boyish blonde hair and adorable smile, he's verified fuckable in my book.

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And together? Well together these guys are literally too hot to handle. Like I don't even know if I want to see their sex tape, because being that close to perfection... it scares me. I just know that they're defying the universal balance of hot and ugly that keeps the world turning and I will not bear witness to our demise. I refuse!